Unhappy Hamlet -
time to distrust monarchies
or see a doctor?
Ophelia had worse trouble,
tried the water cure which failed.
Historic Princes
led lives crammed, confused with death
but lucky Windsors
only have mediocre
miserable accidents.
Charles, Phil and Liz
deftly sidestepped tragedy -
their mythical Diana
reduced, flattened to mere 'Di'
