Let me entertain -
see Ann Widdecombe surprise
young and old alike.
If you downsize an MP
is it comic or tragic?
Famous David Frost
satirised the rich and bad
but did not get rid of them -
some sort of error -
made no really good changes -
Watergate might happen again.
D Js make the noise
plastering the room with sound;
sweaty dancers jump.
Mums and Dads glad they stayed home
Coronation St's peaceful.
Laurel and Hardy
choreographed comedy
foot in every mouth.
Poor Amy Whitehouse -
maybe she wept 'what the hell'
downing the Vodka.
