I walked out of the ship trumpets blaring and all of Camp Half Blood kneeled before me and my Loki impression.
LOL.
Just kidding. I walked out the ship with Zoë on my arm and someone threw a flaming pineapple at us.
---ANNABITCH'S POINT OF VEIW---
This freaky ship that looks like the fu**ing Enterprise just landed at MY camp. What the Hades! They MUST be attacking us, because they OBVIOUSLY aren't Octavi-Poo's men. Speaking of precious Octay-tay, I need to make sure Petunia and Dorcas, our 5 year old twins, are alright.
As soon as Perseus left camp 5 years ago, everything got soooooooo much better! Dionysus and Chiron FINALLY left, so now I'm the camp director! And my cute little octopus and I got married 2 years ago, with Dorcas and Petunia as flower girls! my whole life is perfect!
Oops, I forgot about the freaky ship attacking us!
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Percy Jackson and the Order of Chaos
FanfictionI'm Percy Jackson, or Maelstrom. Depends on when you knew me. I ran away from my former home, not to join the circus, (though we have been described as one,) but The Guardians. (NOT The Guardians of the Galaxy) I don't own any fandoms mentioned! (Or...
