"Gods of Olympus, this is so embarrassing."
"Quick! Someone's coming!" whispered Nightmare. And someone was. Maelstrom was walking though the forest muttering to himself about Percy Jackson. Tormentor pulled out his sword from nowhere, Nightmare pulled out a book, and Champion started humming. Maelstrom entered the clearing, and he obviously was confused when he recognized the tune coming from Champion's mouth.
"Really Champion? Edelweiss, from the Sound of Music? I thought you hated musicals?"
"What, no! It's a... a parody! Yeah, a parody I made up." Maelstrom frowned, obviously not believing him, and Champion cleared his throat, getting ready to demonstrate.
"Bagel bites
Bagel bites
Every lunch time you great me
Small and round
Red and white
I look happy to eat thee
Round little food may you be made and eaten made and eaten forever
Bagel bites
Bagel bites
Bless my stomach forever
Small and round
White and red
I look happy to eat thee
Round little food may you be eaten and eaten eaten and eaten forever
Bagel bites
Bagel bites
Bless my stomach forever!"
"What. in. Hades."
"What, did you not like it?" everyone was looking at Champion weirdly.
"Ok, let's forget that ever happened. I have bigger problems to deal with." Maelstrom rubbed his temples.
"Oh, you mean like your Clone Problem, Percy?" A new voice said. Their eyes all shot up. A normal sized guy stood in front of them, his body blue and adorned with billions of stars. They all recognized him immediately, from Chaos' descriptions of his son.
"Yes," giggled the new guy. "It is I, Uranus!"
"I never thought I'd be able to speak to my anus." Said Maelstrom, and was greeted by a hard glare.
What did you think of the chapter? btw, I don't own bagel bites. I don't even have any in my freezer right now. I just finished eating them.
Guardians.
Selina Beuregaurd: Fairy
Luke Castellan: Champion
Charles Beckendorf: Anvil
Zoe Nightshade: Huntress
Ethan Nakumara: Vindicator
Michael Yew: Archer
Thalia Grace: Pine
Jason Grace: Tempest
Frank Zhang: Beast
Piper Grace: Pixie
Nico di Angelo: Tormentor
Bianca di Angelo: Nightmare
Hazel Zhang: Jewel
Clarisse La Rue: Heroine
Perseus: Serpent
Orion: Scorpion
Achilles: Heel
Jason: Argo
Atlanta: Runner
Heracles: Heracles
Partners.
Fairy and Anvil
Champion and Nightmare
Pine and Tormentor
Archer and Heroine
Argo and Scorpion
Heel and Serpent
Runner and Vindicator
Beast and Jewel
Pixie and Tempest
Heracles prefers to work alone.
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Percy Jackson and the Order of Chaos
FanfictionI'm Percy Jackson, or Maelstrom. Depends on when you knew me. I ran away from my former home, not to join the circus, (though we have been described as one,) but The Guardians. (NOT The Guardians of the Galaxy) I don't own any fandoms mentioned! (Or...
