An Interview Gone Wrong!

part 3

By collecting all the energy from the universe that it can offer, Shen Wei raised his fist and knocked the door - gently.

(Google advice No.1: Knock the door before entering the interview office.)

Shen Wei then asked;

"May I come in, sir?"

"Come in." An uninterested voice granted him the permission to enter. Shen Wei pushed open the door slowly. As if there is no other lad more modest than him, he was bowing his head while he got inside. He can see a man standing near the window in his hindsight, seemingly smoking.

Shen Wei raised his head in the same time as the man turned around to face him.

Then their eyes met.

"YOU!!"

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Both of them shouted at the same time in absolute bewilderment?(no, that's too soft word),
surprise? (that won't do),
shock!?(who cares).

And should I have to elaborate that; while pointing their fingers to each other? (oh I already did that anyway).

Shen Wei felt like his day can't get anymore worse than this.

F@#$k all the advices!!

F@#$k all the preparations (that he doesn't did actually)!!!

He very much controlled himself to not even accidentally cuss his ancestral roots worth four generations (Eyy..., he ain't that extreme). <Hold on Shen Wei, you can do this>

"YOU ARE FIRED!" Zhao Yunlan shouted.

"Oh! I didn't knew I was hired in the first place to get fired!"

Shen Wei strike back. (~Isn't that common sense~) he thought. Shen Wei is not at all smug for being smart. Definitely No.

"O-OUT!"

Someone here seemed to lose his last bit of self control. Shen Wei seriously doubted if there is any shouting competition going on. Hell, even Shen Wei don't want to stay in the same place as this fellow.

"Yeah, I am going out anyway. Who in the right mind would want to work under you huh!"

Shen Wei don't want to linger there any more minute. He turned back, pulled the door open and was about to exit the office when he heard the man saying;

"Stay right there."

(Now what is he on about!) Shen Wei turned to face the man, narrowing his eyes. Is shen Wei hallucinating? Is that really a smirk on that stupid face?

The fact is, it took some moment for Zhao Yunlan to get his enlightenment. When he thought about it, he just can't leave this quirky little bastard on his own way, let alone the first one who actually dared to lay his hands on him. He meant, how could someone do that to a handsome and eligible person like him!? And didn't you see how the culprit popped up right infront of him? Is it true that something called 'fate' exits?

(Author's statement: Zhao Yunlan is a person who is absolutely not proud of himself.)

"Since you came all the way here, faced all the troubles, just to attend this interview, how can I send you empty handed? Being the generous person I am, I decided to grant you a chance."

"Wow! Am I supposed to clap? applaud?"
Shen Wei questioned, raising his hands with enthusiasm.

"Come and sit."

Zhao Yunlan rolled his eyes and motioned to the chair infront of his desk while he himself seated in his rolling chair.

Shen Wei took the seat, then he grabbed the files from his bags and handed it over to Zhao Yunlan. Zhao Yunlan received them without any expressions (he is trying to keep a straight face, ok?) and began to check them one by one.

"What do you think is the qualification you have for this post?"

" Isn't that what you are looking at? I thought you guys sent the invitation card after knowing my qualifications."

(Believe my Shen Wei, if it was someone else before him, he would be the most humblest human being you would ever met, you would even give him a prize for his humility. But in this case, he absolutely doesn't want to work under someone who doesn't know how to ride a car in a rainy day without splashing water on poor people (that includes him) waiting for bus by the road side.)

" What are your strengths then?"
Zhao Yunlan snorted and asked.

" Can't you see that for yourself? I am handsome, charming, brilliant, very clever, dedicated, and finally - - - extraordinary disciplined!"

" Oh! You sure about that?"

"No comment."

" Any prior work experience?"

" Hell No!"

"How do you handle working with people who annoy you?"
(And by this Zhao Yunlan doesn't meant himself, no means no)

" Ignore."

" If ignoring doesn't works?"

"I will give them a very nice experience so that I can permanently haunt their dreams" *evil laugh* (And Shen Wei didn't aimed this to Zhao Yunlan as well. Absolutely No.)

" Finally one more question. Why should I hire you?"

" Oh please, I don't want you to hire me."
That's the truth. Shen Wei seriously don't want to work under him.

"Good then. You are hired."

" Wait, WHAT!?"

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I am so sorry for the upcoming "very late updates"😌...