An Interview Gone Wrong!

part 1

{Warning 🚫: A lot of cussing 🤔!
If you are an innocent soul that is😀...}

Beep Beep...

Beep Beeeep...

The very moment its handle struck 7.00, the alarm clock started screeching and jumping furiously,  doing its supposed duty.

(clk: Get your lazy ass up damn human! Will you? If you weren't planning to wake up, why did you even set me up?)

The alarm clock continued making sounds even though it is clearly aware of what is going to happen next (yeah, helplessly awaiting the daily life torture from the hands of its owner). And all the while, the man who set it up is rolling inside the duvet pressing his hands over his ears. His tolerance seemed ended within a few minutes already. He can't take it anymore.

"F**king annoying thing!"

And there it comes. A hand suddenly peeked out from the duvet, yanked the clock and threw it straight to the wall.

CRASH!!

Yeah, nothing, NOTHING! is more infuriating than disturbing his peaceful sleep!

And with a final beep, the poor alarm clock slides down the wall, falling to the floor.
(clk: Just wait for it! You will pay for this you damn human!)

~A few minutes later~ (no, not exactly)

Shen Wei suddenly jumped out of his sleep as if he just had a nightmare, sat on the bed and flipped the duvet to his side while hyperventilating.

"Oh, f**king sh*t no! The INTERVIEW!!"

He quickly extended his hand to the nightstand, searching for his clock, only to find that it is not in the place it is supposed to be. Then, as an intelligent person he is, he tilted his head and looked over the room to see it lying heads down on the floor, as 'usual'.

He raised from the bed in a hurry and walked towards the clock when a stinging ache attacked his head. He pressed his fingers to his forehead and again cursed.

"Damn hangovers!"

(Of course, he was partying with his friends even after midnight  till dizziness hit his ass, drinking and flirting with anything that has two pairs of arms and legs and can stand straight.)

He bend over to pick up the clock and flipped it to check the time, only to stand there thunderstruck.

(clk: Told you human! You are gonna pay very dearly!)

Yep, the clock is laughing and sneering at a stupefied Shen Wei, it's a good thing it doesn't have a mouth and a tongue to make it so obvious. But unfortunately, that scoff doesn't last long as Shen Wei dropped it once again (clk: and why am l suffering again?) panicking and running for toothpaste.

It is almost 8.00 am and the interview is supposed to be at 8.30, Shen Wei has to travel at least three and a half kilometres to reach the destination.

He ran to the bathroom while squeezing the toothpaste to his brush and yelling,

"YEZUN! Why the hell DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP EARLIER?"

So this is one of our main protagonist,
Shen Wei.
Age 24.
A fresh graduate from one of the well-known universities in their country (that concludes one thing, yes he is brilliant. And an  outstanding one at that, despite being an arrogant brat sometimes)

And today is one of the important days in his life, he is going to attend an interview for the first time, which may or may not determine his future for some of the upcoming days.

Shen Wei emerged out from the bathroom slamming wide open the door and rushed down the stairs to find his (not so) sweet, twin brother. In only his boxers and a shirt. Well I mean, is this something new? Hell no! He didn't even mind roaming around his apartment naked, as long as his parents aren't there.
"YEZUN! DID YOU SEE MY PANTS?"

"In the laundry room" Yezun replied peacefully from the kitchen counter while kneading the dough for breakfast, acting like the responsible twin he is.

Shen Wei went to the laundry room and soon the piled up clothes began to fly over the room in different directions, as he racked through them. He smirked when his hands got hold of black coloured pants. He gleefully wore it and again went to his brother.

"YEZUN!! DID YOU SEE MY STOCKINGS?" Without lifting his head from the dough, Yezun pointed his finger towards the metal stand near the tv. Shen Wei went straight to pick up his stockings hanging on the stand.
Then only, Yezun decided to take a good glance at his beloved brother.

"What the heck Ge! Aren't you supposed to attend an interview?!" Yezun asked shockingly.

Shen Wei turned to look at his brother and snapped.
"What the hell is your problem, Yezun?"

Yezun put his hands over his head and pointed to Wei's all wrinkled clothes. "Just take a good look at yourself. Is this how you are attending an interview? At least iron those f**king clothes, dammit! If you don't want to kick out from the beginning!"

Shen Wei's mouth turned to an 'o' while checking his clothes and then he looked at his brother with his lovely puppy eyes, blinking them cutely.

"Then can you please iron this for me my lovely didi?"

"Fuck. Off."

"Damn you."

(of course, there is any 'one' person in this world who is unfazed by those doe eyes, then it is definitely his same blood brother, a.k.a Yezun.)

"Sh*t! I am already so late! What kind of fate is this! " Shen Wei was internally screaming while ironing his shirt. It's not that he have no other way but to listen to his brother diligently. Then again if it's not for Google mama's advice that, 'one of the most important etiquette to have while attending an interview is to dress your self neatly and properly' ; he wouldn't have bothered to iron those damn clothes.

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Standing in front of mirror, Shen Wei combed his hair neatly and somehow made him look a little bit presentable with his semi-ironed clothes. Then he grabbed his files containing biodata and all of his necessary certificates and squeezed them into his bag.

Before leaving home, he yelled out to Yezun.
"Bye didi. I am leaving, wish me luck!"

"Hey! What about breakfast?" Yezun yelled back.

"Feed yourself."
~Damn I am hungry! Why didn't you make breakfast a little earlier Yezun? ~ Shen Wei murmured silently.

Obviously he can't say it aloud even if he wanted to, because then he will have to bear his twin's well known nagging which always goes like ~~You slacker!How shameless of you to eat something without taking any effort. Am I your maid to feed you all the time as you wish? If you wanna eat in time, then get up in time and put your damn effort!~~

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A/n: So guys, what do you think about this? Is this boring? Do I have to continue?