The hero trapped in a time loop

Loop four: part three

Naruto POV

After doing the same method with Hairi, we passed the first part easily. Now it was to stopped the pedophile from give a hickey to Sasuke and even if he actually gave it to him, I would remove it easily. I was a seal master with those three weeks I study for Gaara's seal, I practically read all the books in sealing and thanks to the shadow clones, it was more easy to do it. But will the hungry power dumbass would let me?. I doub it. He would probably will begged for the hickey of power at some point. When we enter teh forest, J create a thousand clones and make them hendge into Sasuke and Sakura, ignoring the snake jr protest's.

"Dope, why did you do that?" Asked Sasuke for the fifth time

"I told you, to distract the other teams and get the other scroll faster" I said annoyed "asked again and I will knock you out"

"Like a dope like you could do that" Said Sasuke. I took depth breaths and repeat in my head: don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Of course, Sakura couldn't control her temper and punch Sasuke in the face, sending him thirty meters away from us. I sweet-droped

"Upps" Sakura said

"Let's just look for the teme" I said "before mister pedophile finds him". She nodded and after a few minutes we found him unconscious, curse mark free and with a black eye. Just then one of clones appeared and gave me our required scroll and then puffed out of existence " Let's go, we better get to the tower fast, before the snake pedophile finds out about the clones"

"Right" Sakura said as she kissed me on the lips and then we went to the tower, arriving at the same time as Gaata, Temari and Kanguro

"What happened to the Uchiha?" Asked Kanguro

"Hea got punch in the face by an angry female" I answered "just don't asked more or you will suffer his fate"

"Fine by me" Kanguro said. We open our scrolls and just like last time, Kakashi appeared alongside Baki, Gaara's team leader. We enter and then it was time to wait. I got the memories of the clones and one of my Sasuke's clones was beaten but was dispelled when he got beaten. How was that snake didn't realize it was a clone?. Of course!. My henge make me turn into Sasuke!. Nothing can detect it!. Well, he was pissed when he find out and when he saw my other clones disappeared. Four days later, we heard again, the same speech from the hokage and the protor. The fights were about to begin. To my biggest shock, it changed again and this time the first fight was poor Ino against Kiba. Kiba has been training in the week we returned and since I thought him the Rasengan, he could defeat her easily. "Kiba, just knock her out fast" I said to my friend "don't humiliate her

"Okay" He said. And not even one minute after the fight started, Kiba went at fast speed to Ino and gave her a chop to the neck, knocking her out fast.

"Poor Ino" Said Sakura "I hope this teach her a lesson on training". Next fight was something unexpected and surely will be the battle of the brooders: Sasuke Uchiha vs Neji Hyuga. I then henged into an older version of myself with a mustache and a microphone in my hand.

"Naruto, what are doing?" Asked Kakashi

"I have to agree with our perverted sensei" Said Sakura, making Kakashi sweet-dropped.

"You will see" I said given my prankster smile "Ladies and gentlemen!. Are you ready for the fight of the brooders!". This make everyone laughed except for Sasuke and Neji, who had tick marks on their heads " On this side is Sasuke Uchiha, rookie of the year, emo and also favorite brooder of the village!. He has more fan-girls than a boy could dream off but he rejects every single one of them and the only thing he says is "hn" ". All genin were laughing hard, and while the hokage and the jonin were trying not to laugh, they were failing miserably. "and on the other side we have Neji Hyuga, second brooder of the village, member of the branch  of the Hyuga family, rookie of the year of the last year, also believes in fate and broods as much as Sasuke, who will win?. Any bets?". Between helping Gaara and training, we forgot about Neji in the week before the chunin exams, so I was turning into the prankster king once more. The clan heads were laughing hard, while the two brooders were mumbling something about annoying blonds.

"Well, if your ready!" The proctor said "Begin!!!"

"Neji has activated his Bykugan and Sasuke his Sharingan" I started. They are looking at each other. Are they analyzing each other?. I wonder what Neji is seeing with his eyes, as I know other uses for that dotjutsu". Neji blush a crimson red and Hinata passed because of a nose bleed. Once again the genin were laughing hard "and the emo begins with a fire ball justu. Neji dodge it easily and attacks with his palms but Sasuke dodges them a...ouch....holy shit, Neji  just hit Sasuke on his privates!. That has to hurt, if the girly scream of Sasuke  indicates anything" I said laughing

"Jeezz" Said Kakashi "that was low"

"Sasuke manage to stand up and, man, he looks angry" I said

"Really?" He said in a girly voice full of pain "you will pay for that!!"

"Was that a threat?" I said then "I wonder how the Uchiha brooder will get revenge!. Sasuke does some hand signs and....again he launches a fire ball and again Neji dodged easily. Is that all the favorite emo of Konoha can do?. Neji then attacks again. This time, Sasuke is ready and he punches him in the face, while Neji does the same. They fly to each other wall and....both are unconscious. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when the two brooders  of Konoha fight each other. Thank you for watching, this was your favorite commentator Naruto Uzumaki". The genin were rolling in the ground, they just couldn't stopped laughing.