The hero trapped in a time loop

Loop five part two

Naruto POV

"You mean you got kill by mr duck-butt and got a restart?" Asked Kiba

"Yeah" I said "it's annoying but at least I don't have to do all the fucking chunin exams again, well, only the finals now"

"Kami maybe is helping you" said Hinata "why would Sakura, Kiba, Itachi and me remember as well the first times we were killed by a certain raccoon furball?'. Kurama burst into laughter in my mind as he was rolling on the ground after his brother Shukaku was called raccoon furball "we remember, because we were chosen to help you'

"I guess" I said "doesn't mean is annoying to repeat that test over and over again"

"I can agree with Naruto" said Sakura "I maybe kunuchi of the year but it's annoying to repeat that writting test and fighting that pedo-snake over and over again. Not to mention, hearing Sasuke brood over and over again". Kiba and I burst into laughter at those words.

"And don't forget to see all men have nosebleeds because of Anko" said Hinata annoyed. Kiba gulped, while I shook my head. Kiba look at me like I was crazy.

"How can you don't have a reaction to Anko?" Kiba asked me

"One, Sakura is more beautiful" I answered "two, Anko is too old for me. Three, Sakura would murder me if I fall for how Anko is dressed"

"Good points" said Kiba. Sakura went to me and kissed me on the cheek.

"Good boy" she said. Kiba and I sweet-droop at that.

"Now, what?" Asked Hinata

"I guess we stopped duck-butt from killing me" I said "because if he kills me again, I will say so many bad words that would make my mother come back to life and wash my mouth with soap"

"And been hit by frying pan of doom" said Kiba "don't forget that". I sweet-droop

"Yeah, that too" I said

"And I will hit you really hard if you haven't learned" said Sakura cracking her knuckles and smiling evilly at me. I gulped

"Now, let's go back to planning" I said "Sasuke killed me because I am better than him now and he obviously has a jealousy strike"

"But to kill you?" Said Sakura "that's insane!"

"Well, he obviously is unstable" said Kiba "you said he was going to that snake-pedophile the first time you die, right?". I nodded at that "well, maybe Sasuke is just not right in the head"

"He broods, rejects all girls in the village, had a stick upon the ass and has a superiority complex" said Kiba

"He is probably gay" I said. When Hinata and Sakura raised an eyebrow at those words, I continue "come on, he rejects every single girl that ask him out!. You know how many guys will dream to be asked by all those girls?". When Hinata and Sakura didn't, answer, Kiba and I sweet-droop.

"Argh, women!" Kiba and I said at the same time

Men!" Said Hinata and Sakura

"Do you remember my sexy jutsu?" I asked the girls carefully

"Of course we do!" Said Sakura angry

"Pervert!" Said Hinata angry as well

"Every men had nosebleed" said Kiba "even me!"

"Except Sasuke!" I said

"He didn't even blush!" Said Kiba "but Iruka-sensei had a massive nosebleed!"

"And the hokage too" I said laughing evilly. Until I felt my girlfriend's rage in on my head

"Pervert!" Said Sakura

AN: I read a lot of Naruto fanfictions and some of them make me burst out laughing, so I will try to make it fun on some parts.

AN2: sorry for the delay. I have authors block