Sakura POV
Just like we predicted, Sasuke made the biggest tantrum we have ever seen, leaving all little kids to shame, when we didn't appeared for the chunin exams. All the civilians were red in embarrassment when Sasuke said so many bad words and curses, that a woman had enough and got very angry, brought some soap, then she grabbed him by the ear and proceed to wash his mouth with the soap until there was foam coming from his mouth and even bubbles too. All the rookies, including me, Kiba, Hinata and Naruto, we started laughing so hard at the scene, that we were rolling on the ground, tears in our eyes and all the little kids learn that they should never cursed. But that wasn't the only thing that happened to him. Itachi appeared from nowhere. He was very angry and had embarrassed face. Heb grabbed Sasuke, who still have soap on his mouth, he put him on his lap, put his pants down, showing only his butt abd then started to slap him on the butt, fifty times. After that experience, he couldn't walk for a week and Itachi was reinstated after the truth of the massacre was told. What in the hell?. That didn't happened at all in Naruto's first life and if we die, everything will return to normal. And after Sasuke was given the spanking of the century, he was brooding more than ever. He never said a bad word again and was afraid of getting his mouth wash again or get another spanking at the hands of his brother. He was angry at his brother for not telling him the truth of why he kill their clan but he forgive him. Now, I was with Naruto, eating some barbecue again. I had to convince him to eat other things than ramen all the time, even we eat barbecue a few days ago.
"Poor Sasuke" Naruto said "I feel sorry for the teme"
"Really?" I asked "why?"
"Sakura, the moment we are killed by that crazy raccoon, the timeline will reset and Itachi will return to be a brooder and a double agent. Sasuke, well, he will continue to brood until the end of his days and when he gets the hickey from the pedophile, well you know"
"I know" I said "but we have to be strong and get ready. Hinata and Kiba told us they both lost in the preliminaries"
"Who did they fought?" Naruto asked
"Hinata fought Temari and Kiba, to his bad luck, was with Gaara but he gave up" I answered
"Man" Naruto said "who are in the finals again?"
"Shikamaru, Temari, Kankuro, Neji, Gaara and Kabuto" I answered
"Orochimaru's fuck buddy?" Naruto asked. I snorted, Naruto maybe a bit more mature but he was the king of pranking for a reason.
"Yes, that one" I answered "well, the fights are in two weeks from now"
"Wait, I wonder if there will be an invasion" Naruto said then "without the teme, the pedophile will have to do something else". Suddenly, there was an explosion from outside. We both run fast outside and we saw the idiot of Sasuke fighting Gaara.
"I swear, that teme will receive more than one hulk punishment next time" Naruto mumbled but I still heard him. I sweet-droop. But I agreed, I was going to make sure he meets the floor next time.
"I will defeat you, Gaara of the sand!" Said Sasuke, with a voice of over confidence"I will probe that dope who is the best!!!!"
"Uchiha, you will probe my existence!" Said Gaara. Half transformed into Shukaku.
"Gaara!. No!" Said Temari scared shitless of Gaara
"Shut up!" Said Gaara "I will kill the Uchiha!. Mother wants his blood. I couldn't resisted and I snorted. Kurama was laughing and rolling on my mind like a gigantic cat.
"What's so funny?" I asked
"I forgot that Gaara thought Shukaku is his mother" Naruto answered. Just then we saw Sasuke been killed in a gruesome way, as Gaara grabbed him and squish him to dead and then Shukaku transformed, finally he throw the tail beast ball at the village.
"Ohh well" I said as Naruto hold my hand "here we go again". The ball was send and then the explosion kill us all, again.
AN: This is for fun porpoises. Is not that I hate Sasuke but there are fan fictions were he is an a bad guy or gets himself kill because he is an idiot.
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