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How to say "I love you" in Nordic languages
Finnish: Minä rakastan sinua
Swedish: Jag älskar dig
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Icelandic:.... Were you expecting something?

HABIT:
-~SINGLE SERIAL KILLERS IN YOUR AREA~
-ALEX KRALIE IS AN ADORABLE DUDE DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT I ALSO WANT HIM TO STAY LIKE 500 FEET AWAY FROM ME
-"HEY EVAN WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU YOUR LIFE IS A LIE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS FICTIONAL."
Slender man:" how many people have u killed?"
HABIT:" one..."
Slender man:" omg ur so weak"
*Slenderman commits suicide*
*HABIT visits Slenderman's grave*
HABIT:"...billion"
This is so sad
Can we kill Jeff
How slenderverse characters handle slender man:
Marble Hornets:*Cough! Cough! Cough*
Wh-blurrrghh
Everyman HYBRID: EVAN, NO!!
TJAProjects: Dude...
5zer02: You see...?!
He's watching ALL of us....
004Steps:
Hey, check out this git!
Er, Kyle...?
SAParanormal Hunters:
If there are any spirits here with us can they make their presence known?

HOW DARE YOU SWEAR ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER
SHAME CORNER:
Patrick: I manipulated people so they'd put their lives in danger for me and got them killed
Alex Kralie: I feed innocent people to the fucking operator
Vinny Everyman: I kept recording and searching for answers no matter how many people ended up dead

Alex Koval: Uhh obviously it's Sparky, the dog I've had for the last four years?

Oh shit it's the slenderman

Jay: cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
Tim: If he was naked that was me.

A fanmix BY CAPTAIN-HABIT
inHABIT
1.BLOOD ON MY HANDS by THE USED
2.WHO COULD WIN A RABBIT by ANIMAL COLLECTIVE
3. I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING by MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
4.SCREAM! by THE MISFITS
5.JACK THE RIPPER by MOTÖRHEAD
6.AL THE KILLER by COHEED AND CAMBRIA
7.YOU'RE GOING DOWN by SICK PUPPIES
8.COHEN'S MASTERPIECE by GARRY SCHYMAN
9.SUPERBEAST by ROB ZOMBIE
10.CORNER(LOST SITAR REMIX) by BLUE STAHLI
11.19-2000 by GORILLAZ
12.SMILING LIKE A KILLER by MOTÖRHEAD
13. I CAN'T DECIDE by SCISSOR SISTERS
14.BITEMARKS AND BLOODSTAINS by FINCH
15.MAMA by MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
16.PIECES OF YOU by MURDERDOLLS
17.THE HAPPY SONG by POETS OF THE FALLS
18.THE BOTTOM by SICK PUPPIES
19.THE BEST IS YET TO COME by FRANK SINATRA
BONUS:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

"It's what inside that makes you beautiful"
"The demon possessing my body blushes"

Stop the cheesecake joke
I'm sorry to ruin your fun and role plays but hell
I'm fed up seeing that cheesecake joke in public chats and role plays.
The joke was making fun of the actor that played Masky and Tim Wright in Marble Hornets due to his weight,someone made a comment on one of the entries saying "Masky should lay off the cheesecake "
*Gasp* YOU LIKE MARBLE HORNETS? I SHIPP ALEX X JAY
Yeah I like it. And I think you wrote something wrong...
Lemme did it for you
I SHIPP ALEX X JAIL
There you go.
 
Brian Haight:
Sweet I didn't know I could spell my name like that!
Brayan

Other people:
72% water
Me:100% unnecessary info about serial killers

The trio we don't know what the fuck is going on
Jay:I don't remember a thing
Jessica:Who am I? Where is here? Why am I here?
Tim:I Dissapoint
When your friend thinks a joke is funny,but is actually creepy as hell!

Everybody needs pills
Steal your right now
At Tim's house

It's all fun and games until someone becomes mentally unstable and allies with an unworldly being to try and murder all their friends

EverymanHYBRID:A summary
Evan:Knives knives knives swearing knives POSSESSION
Jeff:Half floof on point.
Also,pills
Alex:la de da de OH GOD THE RAKE derpity do
Vinny:I just wanted to do fitness things
HABIT:stabby stabby

When you're reading a creepypasta at 1am
I don't need sleep. I need answers
??:What are you doing
Hoodie:I'm fucking playing minecraft

Entry 27 is the only entry in which footage is shown before the title card

"Thank you for calling me a bitch. Bitch is a dog,dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful"

Hello mother give me your soul.
I didn't know Firebrand had a dog

Hoodie:Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Toby:Because their arms are too sh-
Masky:Because they're all dead