Musical Characters React

Oversimplified (Part 2)

Catherine of Aragon: Oh, Prince Arthur! He was my first husband. THEN I married Henry, but he wanted to divorce me because he took a Bible verse out of context!

Hamilton: Henry wrote his dad a poem...well Philip's poems are way better!

Philip: Heh...

Hamilton: I mean, "I love you dad, you are so pleasant, I'm so glad, I'm not a peasant"? What kind of poem is that?

Sonny: "Can I go play Fortnite now?" Same, Arthur, same.

Nina: (Laughs a little) That's pretty funny.

Daniela: Huh, Henry seemed to be quite the party animal.

J.D.: Yeah! MY teachers can "kissus my buttius", too!

Veronica: Yeah, honestly, same!

Heather C.: I can't believe I'm agreeing with you too, but me three!

Heather D.: Wait, Aragon got married to Arthur just to maintain an alliance with Spain?

Jane Seymour: I mean, times were different then...

Vanessa: Oh, so THAT'S the Bible verse that Henry took out of context!

Catherine of Aragon: Our marriage was "unusually good", my a**...

Heather C.: Did we just...get Rickrolled...16th century style?

Me: Yep.

Eliza: It WAS clever.

Catherine of Aragon: Oh, this was when I gave birth to Mary...and again, ANNE! I DID have FIVE MISCARRIAGES! IT EVEN SAYS IN THE VIDEO!

Anne Boleyn: (Scoffs)

(Later, when Anne Boleyn shows up)

Anne Boleyn: Hey! It's me!

Peggy: Wait, did you REALLY want him to get rid of Aragon?

Benny: "I don't want this to turn into a Europe-wide scandal", he says as it turns into a Europe-wide scandal...

King George: Yep. And yeah! He IS a king! Kings can do whatever he wants!

The Hamilsquad and Philip: NOT TRUE!

Angelica: Yeah! Giving a king absolute power is NOT gonna go well!

Anne Boleyn: Yep, when Henry and I got married, we partied!

Everyone: (Laughs at Henry's bad recorder playing)

[Later]

Angelica: Uh, that's a lot of beheading.

Lafayette: TOO much beheading. And the French Revolution had EVEN MORE beheading.

Heather M.: Apparently Henry's jousting accident might have caused brain damage for him.

[Later]

Anne Boleyn: Yay! Elizabeth! If you're watching this, Mom loves you!

[During Anne's beheading scene]

Heather D.: Ohhhh, and Boleyn lost her head.

Jane Seymour:...and I got married to Henry.

J.D.: Okay, I feel SO bad for the doctor.

Angelica: Yep. I bet he doesn't get paid what he deserves.

Anna of Cleves: Yeah, about the pus, Howard, Parr, and I can attest to that.

[When they talk about Seymour's death]

Angelica: I'm sorry that happened to you, Jane.

Jane Seymour: It's fine.

Anna of Cleves: I'm up next!

Vanessa: Huh, it's like a Tinder but in the 16th century.

Anna of Cleves: Well, Henry, I don't care what you think about my looks, I was waaaay better off after the divorce anyway so... (sticks up middle finger) to you!

Everyone: (Claps)

Katherine Howard: Oh, there I am!

Vanessa: Seriously, you deserved better.

Katherine Howard: Thanks.

Catherine Parr: And I'm the one who survived!

Peggy: Oh, I feel REAL bad for Henry's horse now.

Angelica: Catherine, props to you for being assertive and firm to him like that!

Catherine Parr: Thanks!

Laurens: Oh, so Henry had one last conquest in France before he died?

Mulligan: Must have cost a lot of money.

Madison: Yep. Oh, and Elizabeth I has a segment to herself!

Anne Boleyn: Yay! I'm so proud of my girl!

[When the video ends]

Me: So how did everyone like the video?

Angelica: It was pretty funny and informative!

Eliza: Yeah and he explained really well!

Catherine of Aragon: Yeah, and it did remind us queens of our lives with Henry.

Nina: Yeah! I think I'll subscribe to Oversimplified!

J.D.: It was funny!

Me: Well, glad you guys enjoyed it! That's all the time we have for today! Feel free to vote, comment, and drop a request! Until next time!

Everyone: Bye!

[The doorbell rings in Veronica and J.D.'s end]

J.D.: (Rushes out to the door) SLUSHIIIIESSSS!!!!