Konosuba x Male Reader

Dying

I don't really know who's image this is because I found it on an account that let others download and use it so just wanna say I don't own this image

Also italics are thoughts and if it isn't in italics then it's being said and this * means *whispering*

(Y/N): I can't believe it's about to happen. I would like to thank my family and friends.... Well I don't really have friends so just family I guess. Wait, I did all the work! I shouldn't be thanking anyone except myse-

Onako: And off go your pants!

Onako removes your pants leaving you in nothing but your underwear.

(Y/N): This is going way too fast! I thought we would passionately make-out first and ease our way into doing THE THING. God i'm such a virgin...  But that's about to change!

Onako: Getting hard already? I guess we'll have to do something about that~

Omako slowly starts removing (Y/N)'s underwear.

(Y/N): My head hurts. I feel lightheaded.... Uhhh Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.....

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(Y/N) woke up in what seems to be an empty void with a blue haired girl sitting opposite him. 

????: Hello (Y/N), I'm the goddess Aqua. I'm sure you've heard of me and my awesomeness. Also your dead!

(Y/N): Wut?

Aqua: Your dead! Not to mention the way you died....

Aqua bursts out laughing and starts rolling on what seemed to be the floor in this empty void.

(Y/N):What? How'd I die?!

Aqua: As you were boasting about how you were going to lose your v-card, all the blood in your head went to your erection and your brain died! HAHAHAHA! What a stupid way to die!

(Y/N): Hey! Are you only here to make fun of me?!

Aqua: Sorry.... It's just... HAHAHAHAHA!

Time-skip brought to you by chibi Aqua dying of laughter while rolling around on the floor

Aqua: Excuse me, it's just- HAHAHAHA!

Another time-skip brought to you by chibi Aqua dying of laughter while rolling around on the floor again

Aqua: Alright, sorry about that. You were actually brought here because-

(Y/N): Wait! Did I end up losing my v-card?

Yet another time-skip brought to you by chibi Aqua dying of laughter while rolling around on the floor for the third time

(Y/N): What kind of goddess are you?! All you've done is make fun of me!

Aqua: Well, it's just that no one has died so stupidly before. Anyway, (Y/N), I'm going to give you 2 options. The first is you go to heaven, and the other option is going to a fantasy, game-like world where you'll defeat the Demon King. *Try anyway.* Also, FYI, in heaven, there's no sexual activity so you'll never lose your-

(Y/N): Option 2.

Aqua: That was fast. You must be real desperate.

(Y/N): Oi! Shut up! I'll show you...