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It was around 5:30 in the morning and Colson couldn't help but feel like shit, he stood inside his hotel room cursing himself for thinking it was a good idea to shoot a music video a day prior to having an interview with WIRED.

He felt like shit, looked like shit but thankfully didn't smell like shit, he took off his clothes and hopped into the shower wishing the cold water will wake him up enough to make his way to a cold brew. He remembered seeing a small coffee shop just two hours prior when Pete and him where playing with some light savers he had purchased while high. Did he regret that? maybe, would he be doing it again ? Probably.

After just 10 minutes he feel much better, he dressed in a simple black tee with black jeans and classic vans and made his way to the coffee shop.

Ones he had obtained a cup of heaven he called his manager.

" yo ash, what time do I have to be in set" he said with a hit of annoyance because *why do they shoot this shit so early *
"Kells we are supped to be there in 40 minutes where are you?" He couldn't help but smile at the paranoid voice of ash as he could just imagine ash pacing back and forth, and just to mess with him a little Colson had a brilliant idea
"Sorry ash i don't want to it.." he was then cut off by a squeak
" kells please don't do this to me " he could hear the door opening and slamming indicating that ash was now getting ready to go look for Colson himself " why do you hate me?" Ash was now getting really worried that he would lose his job ( he was always worried he was going to lose his job)
" you know how important this interview is!?" Ash was now running into the street looking around to see if he could spot the tall blond and with no luck. Colson was now smiling as he got into the car that was supposed to take him to the interview and he just watched as ash started to run up and down the street. He couldn't hold it any more and was now cracking up " kells this is not funny please we need to leave and ... I hate you " ash hung up his phone ones he spotted Colson laughing in the vehicle ash stomped making his way to the van slamming the door and give Colson the death stare but this only made Colson tear up from laughter as ash's face was turning bright red and threw his back pack at Colson " your such a dick you know how important this is for you"

20 minutes later

Colson was now sitting in front of a white backdrop holding a pice of cardboard that looked like googles search page.

"Take 1 of Machine Gun kelly answers the most googled questions" and with that they started

" what up I'm machine gun kelly and I'm doing a wired auto complete interview.."

Couple of questions later

" is Machine gun kelly married ? Wow you guys really had to do me like that, no machine gun kelly is very much alone..." Colson looked at the camera with a fake annoyed face and then chucked throwing the piece of cardboard across the room " NEXT !" A crew member handed another piece of cardboard to him " who is machine gun kelly dati..? And again machine gun kelly has zero love life. Who is machine gun Kelly's celebrity crush ? Ohh I'm starting to become uncomfortable " Colson laughed with the rest of the crew as he twisted in his chair and bite his lip asking himself if he should tell the truth or just lie he opted for the second one, he didn't want to start any rumors " Pete Davidson hands down the sexiest celebrity out there" this made everyone explote in laugher and the interview went on.

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