Incorrect Quotes

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Since I cannot completely use my right hand perfectly, have these. [The amount of typos I had to correct is beyond me]

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Shiro: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

???: You're a hazard to society

???: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Uzui: I'm quick at math.

Sanemi: Okay, what's 26 x 54?

Uzui: 12.

Sanemi: What? That's not even remotely close.

Uzui: But it was quick.

*loud screaming could be heard as Uzui ran down the hallway*

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*before (Y/N) and Sanemi started dating*

Sanemi: I have feelings for you.

(Y/N), with a happy smile: You do!?

Sanemi: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.

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Muichiro: What time is it?

Koichi: Pass me the saxophone and I'll find out.

[Yuichiro passes Koichi the sax and plays it loudly]

Michikatsu from the third floor: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM!?

Yuichiro and Koichi: It's 2am

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Shiro: Am I in trouble?

Sanemi: Have a guess.

Shiro: No?

Sanemi: Have another guess.

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Shiro: {???} gave me a get better card.

???: Did you get sick? 

Shiro: Nah, {???} just said that I could do better.

???: Oh.

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Shiro: Uncle, can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

Genya: general mathematics, 6th edition.

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Uzui: [giving phone to Sanemi] It's your girlfriend, (Y/N).

Sanemi: She's not my girlfriend.

Also Sanemi: Hey babe. 

(can also be used for Iguro)

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*faculty meeting*

Kanae: What's the worst part of being a dad?

Hemijima: the kids.

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