"Hey everyone, I'm Token Black and this is my live stream"Token explained
"So to be perfectly honest I fucking love quarantine"Token amitted
"I love being alone, I love having time to myself, and I love not having to socialize"Token continued
"And I don't miss don't miss school and I don't miss going to movies and shit"Token finished
"So you're probably thinking "but Token don't you miss your friends?"Token mocked the voice of no one in particular
"Well to be perfectly honest I never stopped talking to my friends"Token explained
"I've always been the "mom" of the group so before a quarantine they will always come to me for their bullshit problems"Token went on
"Now since we're in quarantine they now text me with their bullshit problems"Token said
"And now you're probably thinking "we're all in quarantine what kind of problems could they possibly be in?" Token mocked again
"Well you'll be surprised of the absolute stupidity of my friends"Token said
"Now I can make a 3-hour long video about all the bullshit things my friends have texting me within the last four days, but I decide to keep this short and sweet and only read a handful"Token explained then grabbed his phone
"Okay so this is all the messages I got from Tweek"Token explained
"Token I don't have enough bleach to clean all our clothes and I can't go to the supermarket because I accidentally ripped my mask"Token read out loud
"Token I accidentally hugged Craig before he was able to take a shower after work, Should I take a regular shower by myself? Or just use more hand sanitizer?"Token read aloud again
"Token Stripes cage is dirty but I'm afraid he might have Corona virus should I clean it or wait for about two more months to see how it goes?"Token read again and in a monotone name
"Yep got to love my twitchy friend"Token sighed
"Okay these next one are from Craig, he doesn't bother me nearly as much as the others but he still bothers me"Token explained
"Token the next time Tweek texts you tell him to please clean Strips fucking cage, I can't because Strips only trust Tweek to clean her cage"Token read aloud
"Now yeah these problems aren't hard but I have no fucking idea what that means? Like it's a fucking guinea pig how does he even know how she feels"Token thought and scroll through his phone
"Okay now this is from Clyde, now I love the guy but he is so annoying"Token sighed already exhausted from thinking about Clyde
"Token help me, I'm so horny"
"Token send me your dick because I'm so horny"
"I fucking hate Cartman, tell me something encouraging so I don't smother him in his sleep"
"Quarantine is going to make me kill Cartman I swear to God I hate him"
"And honestly I can go on for hours but those are the highlights"Token explained
"As for Jimmy he texted me occasionally but usually by accident"Token said
"He's sent me like 8 dick pics and a message that's he DTF"Token said
"I miss them and I love them, for the last month I spend away from them has really improved my mental state ability"Token said to the camera
Then his phone began to ding six times
"Great that's them now, the best part of all this is I can click this amazing button called mute, and enjoy the rest of my day"Token smiled and drank a soda
"Anyways that's all I have for today, thanks for watching and I hope your all staying safe inside"Token smiled and turned off the camera
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Quarantined
FanfictionAll Your favorite characters talk about their favorite and least favorite part about staying in quarantine
