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unknown ┊ ✯ hi stranger can we talk
✯ ┊ unknown sure. i'm not busy.
unknown ┊ ✯ okay so i'm curious & maybe just a lil bit nosy
how old are u??
✯ ┊ unknown i'm 23.
unknown ┊ ✯ ew lmao ur old
✯ ┊ unknown i'm only a year older than your "friend"
unknown ┊ ✯ okay yeah but like a year makes a big difference sometimes
not in my case but my point stands
✯ ┊ unknown why do you say that?
unknown ┊ ✯ oh bc im turning 9teen like,, tomorrow
and i'm still on the same bullshit i was when i was 17 🤡🤡
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kurapika looked at his phone with curiosity. nineteen? the age gap between them just shortened by a year. his first assumption was that they were barely eighteen. what else was he going to find out about them?
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✯ ┊ unknown we all make mistakes when we're young.
happy early birthday, by the way.
unknown ┊ ✯ thank u sexy 🙈✨💓💘
✯ ┊ unknown please don't call me that.
unknown ┊ ✯ sucks to suck sis
unknown has changed unknown's contact name to sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳!
✯ ┊ sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 why do i put up with this?
unknown ┊ ✯ bc u likeee me ehehe
don't deny it i'm too hot to not be liked
✯ ┊ sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 first of all, no.
second, i don't even know your name or what you look like so i can't determine either of those things.
unknown ┊ ✯ okay well um lets fix that bro
my name is y/n and what i look like doesn't concern u until u have proven yourself not to be a serial killer
and i'm a girl but idk if that matters
if you're gay i totally get it
sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 has changed unknown's contact name to y/n!
✯ ┊ sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 nice to meet you, y/n.
i'm kurapika and i'm a guy.
and no, i'm not gay.
y/n ┊ ✯ are you blond(e)?
your name sounds like a blond(e)
✯ ┊ sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 i am actually.
how did you know?
y/n ┊ ✯ i have magic powers 🧚♀️✨🙈😋💖💖🤪❤️
and um blond(e)s are um totally my type
maybe we should,,, me e t up 👉👈
✯ ┊ sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 oh my god.
you're going to ask a random stranger to meet up with you just because of their hair color?
what the hell is wrong with you?
what if i was lying?
sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳 has changed y/n's contact name to dumbass!
dumbass has changed sexy bitch 🤤✨🙈💖😳's contact name to my future husband 💅!
dumbass ┊ ✯ are you?
✯ ┊ my future husband 💅 no but still.
you shouldn't trust strangers on the internet so easily.
dumbass ┊ ✯ ok well um neither should you
you gave me ur age, name, and hair color
i could basically find out everything about u now
✯ ┊ my future husband 💅 damn.
i guess you're right.
perhaps you're the serial killer.
dumbass ┊ ✯ :0
NOOO IM NOT I SWEAR 😢😖
pls don't divorce me you haven't even proposed 😿😿
✯ ┊ my future husband 💅 i don't plan on asking you to marry me anytime soon.
dumbass ┊ ✯ ok but like,,,
you didn't say you never planned on proposing
i think this is a win
✯ ┊ my future husband 💅 you're too much to handle.
dumbass ┊ ✯ remember that when our kids turn out the same way 😼 read 4:20
