Reaper's War

New allies!

The two girls landed in the middle of nowhere.

Via: Okay.. we should rest here for the remainder of the night.

Lexi: Rest...? But I'm not tiiiiiirrrreeeeed!! D;

Via: What are you, fuckin' eight? Lay the hell down and go to sleep! I can keep watch.

Lexi: No.

Via: Lexi..

Lexi: nO...!

Via: Go to sleep!

Lexi: No!

Via: I swear to god, Lexi.

Lexi: No. Ye can't make me. >:((

Via: ... You know what? Fine. Fine! Don't sleep! Be tired when the sun rises and die and let the whole universe go to shit. Less work for me!

Lexi: :D

Via: ... *sigh* Why must you be so stubborn...? This is why so many people hate you...

Lexi: Fine by me! I can just slaughter them all later.

Via: *head palm*

Lexi: ...

Via: ...

*Le silence*

Lexi: Anyways... how far does this "war" spread?

Via: The entire multiverse. And maybe even the ones that surround this on as well.

Lexi: Oh... Oh shit, my friends! What about them!?

Via: There's no doubting the war got to your "friends" too.

Lexi: Oh shit! I have to see if they're okay!

Via: *sigh* Can't we wait until sunrise...?

Lexi: ... *points at the sun rising*

Via: ....... DAMN YOU SMG4 LOGIC.

Lexi: So... I can go check on them...?

Via: Sure. Whatever. But I have to come with your to make sure you don't fuckin die or whatever. And ye don't get to see your gf.

Lexi: Yay! Wait-

Via: Just go...

Lexi: D;

Lexi then summoned her chaos blade (which is the name of her scythe) and made a rift leading to Uni and Kanna's universe.

Lexi: UNIIIIIII! KANA!!!!

Via: Oh, she still wants you to call her Kanna? Not even Kannashi is allowed?

Lexi: The hell do you know this shit!?

Via: I like spying on your loved ones. I know a lot of things.

Lexi: Ooooh. Do you know if Kanna likes Damien or not? Give me T E A.

Via: Nah, I still hate your guts so I ain't gonna say. >:)

Lexi: You fucking ass... >:(