Timewives

Characters:
Thirteen = 13
River = Ri
Yaz = Y
Ryan = Ry
Graham = Gr

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River has just finished a mission she was on and thought she deserved a drink. She set her vortex manipulator to Earth, but nowhere specific. She thought that anywhere would be good.

When she arrived she couldn't see any signs of where she was but she did see was a pub over the road to where she was stood that looked perfect for a drink.

She walked into the building, took a seat at the bar and called for the bartender. She ordered a vodka and tonic, large. A lady next to her looked down so River started to make conversation with her.

Ri - Gorgeous day right?
13 - I guess so, yeah

The woman looked up and looked at what River was drinking.

13 - Vodka huh? Tough day then?
Ri - You don't know the half of it
13 - On your own?
Ri - Huh? Oh, yeah. As always
13 - Come join me and my fam
Ri - Fam?
13 - Yeah. My friends. We won't bite
Ri - You know what, why not?

They went over to the table where Ryan, Graham and Yaz were sat.

Thirteen introduced her fam to River.

13 - This is Ryan, Yaz and Graham. Guys this is- umm

Thirteen didn't want River knowing it was her yet so she didn't want to say her name.

Ri - Oh umm, I'm uhh, I'm Judith. You are?
13 - Jane. I'm Jane

Thirteen's fam shot her a state and Thirteen have them back a look saying "Don't worry I've got it"

13 - I asked Judith to join us because she was alone and she's had a tough day.
Y - So, why has your day been so bad?
Ri - Let's just say I was helping to retrieve a valuable item and someone was trying to stop me but I never saw who. Your day?
Ry - We helped The Doctor here, defeat The Master
Gr - RYAN!!
Ri - The Doctor? The Master? I-
13 - Nah. Haha. He's talking rubbish.
Y - What did you say that for?
Ry - Sorry. I forgot she said not to.

River was confused. The Doctor was here. In front of her, but how is this happening. Everything that was in the diary has happened. All she wanted was one more adventure with her husband but It's all over. Right? She was so shocked she couldn't breathe so ran outside to get some fresh air.

Ry - I'm sorry.
Gr - I'll see if she's okay
13 - No i-
Gr - It's alright. I'll do it.

Graham rushed outside after River and saw her hunched over on a corner of a building.

Gr - Judith, right? Are you okay?
Ri - I'm fine. Look, I didn't know you would be here, I'm sorry my love.
Gr - What? We've never met before. Are you sure you're alright.
Ri - Oh, Doctor, you don't remember do you?
Gr - Doctor? Oh no, the Doc is in there
Ri - He is?

River rushed inside to see her Doctor but before Graham could say...

Gr - She. She is.

River to the table and looked straight at Ryan.

Ri - Doctor
13 - Yes?

River looked at Thirteen really confused.

Ri - Hang on. Who's The Doctor here?
13 - Hello Sweetie

Tears started forming in River's eyes. She didn't want to cry in front of The Doctor so she ran out again.

13 - I'll go this time. Stay here

Of course after what they had witnessed, there was no way that they were not going to follow.

13 - River! Wait!
Ri - How are you-? How is this possible?
13 - I don't know,but it happened. There's nothing I can do about it. What do you think?
Ri - I think, I think you should have told me the truth from the start and not made up Jane.
13 - I know. Im sorry. Why did you say you were Judith?
Ri - I thought you were human, I don't exactly go shouting the fact I'm half alien from the rooftops. After the library, all I wanted was one more adventure with you. My husband. I didnt expect that to be my..........wife.
Y - Sorry, did she just say alien?
Ry - Husband? Wife?
Gr - What's going on?

Thirteen led them to a quieter place where no-one would be around.

13 - This is Professor River Song. My wife. You know I wasn't always a female so when I married River, I was male, making me her husband but now I'm her wife.
Ry - So you lied because...?
Ri - Spoilers
13 - Look, River, I want to make it up to you. I want to give you what you've wanted. One more adventure. You, me. Time and Space. And a few friends. What do you say?

River lept up and kissed her wife. Yaz, Graham and Ryan just stood in shock. It was a lot to take in. River and Thirteen broke away from the kiss when they needed air.

13 - Wow. You came out of that closet like a mountain goat there didn't you?
Ri - Ha. Come on, let's go. But... on one condition.
13 - Anything.
Ri - You use the stabilizers

They laughed and went into the TARDIS.

Ri - Oh, one more thing.
13 - Isn't there always?
Ri - I drive?
13 - ---
Ri - Please?
13 - Go on

River started pressing buttons and flipping switches before anyone suggested places.

Y - Where are we going?
Ri - Spoilers
13 - River!
Ri - I've been dreaming of this day since the Library. I know where we are going.

Thirteen and River stared at each other for what seemed like forever.

Ri - I've missed you, you know
13 - Me to
Ri - Come here

River grabbed Thirteen's jacket, pulled her closer and kissed her passionately.

13 - River?
Ri - Yes Sweetie.
13 - I love you
Ri - I love you to.