Rick Sanchez X Reader

Episode 1 Part 1- Grandma Y/N?

Mortys POV

Rick barges into mortys room at 6am drunk as always 

"morty MORtyy, you gotta wake up" rick burps and falls to the floor, he crawls up to mortys bed and starts shaking him like crazy 

"aw geez rick, what the hell its-" he stops and glances at the clock next to his bed "6AM, rick get the f*ck out" he turns around to face the wall and points at the door

(if you see a * its a bleep cause im weird and imagine the bleeps in my head)

"morty this is too important get the f*ck UUPpp" he stands up and starts dragging mortys body off the bed and morty start moaning screaming 

"what the hell could be so important i can't get some f*cking sleep rick, its saturday you promised me i would get to sleep in today" he yelled at rick while trying to get out of his grasp

"it's your grandma morty, the love of my liFFee we we we gotta go get her-" rick says as he starts to pass out "rick take- take my notes remind me in the morning or later today or never i don't know morty just..." rick passes out on the the floor with his ass in the air and face planted in the ground

Morty looks down at the papers that were thrown at him and he puts them together and slides them under his bed then slides himself into bed and heads back to sleep without a second thought 

Later that day when morty wakes up

Morty wakes up later that day and the first thing he sees is rick with his ass in the air and face in the ground and he's passed out with his flash next to his hand 

He rubbed his eyes and got up out of bed and remembered the papers that rick threw at him at 6 am 

he reached under his bed and grabbed the papers scanning them 

'citadel...ricks...basement...y/n's'

It was the only thing morty could make out since it was ricks drunk writing so he walked over to rick and starts shaking him 

"ugh mOORTyy what the hell do you want" rick gets up groaning rubbing his head

Ricks POV

Ricks eyes were adjusting while morty was trying to wake him up "you handed me papers about grandma y/n last nigh-" 

Rick immediately cut morty off "what the fuck did you just say you piece of sh*t" rick grabs mortys shirt and lifts him up

"rrrrick the papers, the papers" morty starts waving the papers in ricks face and he drops morty and takes the papers, rick didn't really know what his papers said or what the fucked up map was at the end of the but what he did know was that he had a mission 

"morty we gotta go get some f*cking pants on" rick says pointing at morty and taking a swig at his flask

"hurry up morty you piece of shit" rick yells impatient because he knows what's going to happen in the next 20 minutes 

"aw geez rick where are we even going" morty says then falls over with his pants at his knees 

"got damn morty we gotta GOOO" rick makes a portal with his portal gun and drags morty who still has his ass out 

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lets gooooooo first part done now i'm gonna go play the sims and then come back to this cause tbh i got tired remember please vote and dm me ideas you have it'll really help wubba lubba dub DUBBBBB- Tally