Dipper Pines strolled through the forest on one normal day in Gravity Falls, or as normal as Gravity Falls gets. As he was walking Dipper was reading in his journal about a mysterious river called the Eiusque Fluvius. The page in the journal about the river was washed away and unreadable, exept for the title and a note that said,"WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH THE RIVER!!!!CURSED WATTERS!!!!". Dipper was so focused on reading the journal that he wasn't looking where he was going and stumbled on a stone. As he looked up, the river was right in front of him.
"Whoa." he whispered. He went up and kneeled by the river, but lost his balance. He landed in the river with a loud "SPLOOSH!"
"AHHH!" Dipper screamed as he tried to scramble out of the river. He tried to get all of the cursed water off, but he figured it was no use. He had been drenched in water, and even accidentaly swallowed some. As he stood up, he felt dizzy, and fainted in the middle of the forest.
