Imagine Keanu asking River Phoenix for advice on asking you out.
"So, just be you." River said.
"Wow. Thanks for that great advice." Keanu said sarcastically.
"Well, ha, you're welcome." River chuckled.
"Come on man, think I need to ask (Y/n) out before Chad does."
"Well if she goes out with Chad she a hoe. Just saying." River said. Keanu rolled his eyes. "Ok, ok hears what you do. You find her favorite flower and give it to her. Tell her you like her, and want to get to know her."
Keanu thought about it, he remembered her saying she likes (insert flower) "that's perfect, you sonofabitch you did it!"
"*Sighs* yeah I know I'm amazing." River said.