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Me
Hey

Matty
Good morning

Matty
Oh shit you messaged first wow I think I might faint

Me
I will block you

Matty
Please don't

Me
How was the party?

Matty
It was okay can't remember the later part of it because I was a little tipsy

Me
A little?

Matty
Yeah

Me
I woke up with 3 missed calls from you although you didn't leave any voicemails. I'm glad you didn't because you may have declared your love for me

Matty
Fuck I was drunk. That explains why I am at Hann's

Me
Haha is that good or bad?

Matty
It's good. It means he is going to make me breakfast

Me
Very well

Matty
That's a bit posh for texting

Me
What?

Matty
Saying very well. What are your plans for today

Me
Absolutely nothing

Matty
Don't you have uni work

Me
Surprisingly I did it all on time. What about you?

Matty
I have to finish some stuff off at work and then I'm supposed to go on a blind double date thing with George which could end badly

Me
Oh. Fair enough. I take it George is a friend?

Matty
Great observation Sherlock. Yeah we're best mates. Sounds cheesy. I know.

Me
Well have fun

Matty
Pardon?

Me
And you said I was the one being posh
I said well have fun

Matty
I know what you said but why did you say it. I'm not going anywhere until 12 so all my time is on you :)

Me
Oh. Thank you?

Matty
Stop being so formal. Common it's not like emailing each other. We're texting

Me
Thx m8. Brb bruv

Matty
One extreme to the other

Matty
Hellooooo

Me
Aw missed me for what two minutes? I was getting some cereal

Matty
Of course I missed you

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