Yes I have all these lines memorized for my non-Borderlands playing children (Good, stay innocent, its not a game for kids.)
And for my nerds out there that did play this game.I hope your nostalgic because this shit caused me to re-download this game just to play this DLC again (for like, the 10th time)
Love y'all and remember fuck them vegetables...
Real badasses eat CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!
-Tristan
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Tiny Tina's Assault On Dragon Keep ⚠Discontinued⚠
Fantasy⚠Discontinued⚠ In the events of the main story of Borderlands 2, Roland: The commander of the Crimson Raiders, dies by Handsome Jack: Leader of Hyperion. While everyone is clearly devastated of Roland's death, Tina, instead of excepting it, refuses...