Atychiphobia

2* Multiple, Multiple Injuries...

I've never owned a alarm clock in my life and if I had I would of never heard it. I could sleep through someone shooting off a shotgun by my ear.

So it was really surprising when I heard a buzzing noise. I slowly opened my eyes into the blinding light that was in front of me. My window. I tried to get up but I was in a pretzel. I was on the end of my bed with my legs under my back. Like, how does this even happen to me? Seriously!

I craned my neck to where my door was and Goliath was just standing there.

"Why did I even adopt you?!?!" I yelled at the fat cat.

He quickly scurried off as if his tail had caught on fire. He mostly was just hurrying to get a bit of my breakfast before I get down there. Greedy little cat.

Then there was another creature who had finally decided to make an appearance in my doorway. Nature was graciously sitting on her buns with her head stuck up and out as if she knew she was better than everyone. With her gold silky hair and big blue eyes with a slender fitting body, I guess if she was a human, she would be entirely full of her self. Not considering she already is.

Dad had bought me Nature for my eighth birthday. Some days I entirely regret wanting to have a puppy for my birthday. I loved her though, she will always be my first pet that I had for my own. It's sad to think that she could pass away any second considering she is reaching her older ages, but there she stood chest out and head high, giving me her look to tell me that it's time to explore our new home together. Nature and I were like Batman and Robin. I'm Robin though and she's Batman which I think is unfair considering I am her owner but you know she thinks she is the boss so therefore she can be batman and I robin. She slowly trotted over to the end of my bed, where I had somehow switched to when I was sleeping, and gave me a slobbery kiss as to say 'wake up before I chew your ear off'. She stepped back and jumped right onto my bed, making me roll off the other side during the process, and started barking her surprising deep bark encouraging me to get up and get ready to see the outside world. I untangled my self from the pretzel I was in and gave Nature my death glare which she then challenged with her own and I knew I was so going to lose this battle. I slowly slid back over the bed to my closet that had already been stuffed with clothes that my mother had bought recently before we moved because of the change in temperature.

Fatty finally decided to show his face again, which may I add was covered with bacon, also known as my breakfast. Nature gave the cat a accusing look and growled as to tell him 'leave or you shall be eaten alive'. Goliath rolled his eyes at her and swayed his way over to me. Goliath rubbed up against my legs and purred a quiet song. I decided to ignore the cat and carry on with my business which was deciding on a outfit my mother wouldn't correct before I would even have a chance to walk out the door. I ran my hands across the variations of soft clothes that were in my surprisingly big wall closest. Color after color of clothes had been shoved into my closest. Both animals were observing me as a stood there thinking of an outfit that would allow me to walk out of the house. My hand slowly stopped upon a pale green dress that, hopefully, went down to the knee or I will have to have a talk with my mother about more appropriate clothes, I don't like short stuff. I slowly grabbed it off the hangar and set it down on my bed by Goliath, who invited himself onto my bed, and Nature who sniffed the dress as to say she approved of it. I walked back over to the closet and closed my eyes while running my hand as once again over the clothes. My hand slowly came to a halt. I slowly opened my eyes to find my old light denim jacket that had been worn down over the years. I grabbed if off the hanger and just threw onto the bed from where I stood.

I was never good with my balance so of course when I turned back around I managed to hit my head on the sliding door to my closet. I slowly lifted my hand up to my forehead.

"Ow!" I quickly pulled my hand back away from my now throbbing head. Well that'll leave a bruise. Me and my problems. I had never really had a good child hood with my clumsiness and uncoordination.

I slowly bend down to grab my working boots from the bottom of the closet. Making sure to not hit my head, I closed the closet doors with ease.

Walking slowly over to my bed making sure not to injure myself any more, I quickly change into my clothes. Walking over to the "Gettin  Ready" Desk, I lift my arm to smell my armpit to see if it's not so smelly and boy was I wrong. I quickly swipe the cherry blossom deodorant stick onto my armpits and set it back down onto the desk. Quickly swooping my giant hairbrush threw my hair, wincing and hissing at the pain multiple times, and set it down. Grabbing my bag and whistling for Nature to follow I ran out the door. One problem though, the door was closed.

Bang!

Falling right onto my butt and realizing I really do need to get my memory checked because last time I looked at the door it was open.

Goliath must of closed the door. Do not ask me how but he must of.

Turning around while still on my now bruised butt, I glared at the cat that was still sitting on my bed. Goliath quickly looked down in shame knowing whatb he had done wrond and quickly jumped off the bed, fallling in the process, and swayed his way over to my side and rubbed agaisnt my arm.

Pushing myself up onto my feet, almost knocking the cat over, I quickly opened the door and whistled once again for Nature to follow me.

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In my life I would of never thought that my new house was just a thirty mintue walk from a very modernized town with art sculptures and tan teens walking around. So I was very surprised when I came to a sidewalk just a block away from my house, that led straight to a very cliche town. Seriously though, who would want to build a town in the middle of nowhere. I mean it is beautiful but it is in the middle of nowhere.

Nature was very happy about this apparently because when I turned around to tell her that we were going, that is when she decided to shoot off in the direction of tan teen town.

Oh Shoot!

I quickly ran off in the direction she was going. Yep this part of town was definitley busier than the part of town I currently lived in. Cause I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn into a Jay-Walker outside of my house.

Quickly running across the street that led into town, trying not to get ran over by a car might I add.

"Nature you are so not going to get a treat after supper tonight!" I yelled at the ball of golden fur that rann much faster than me. Running by people who gave me odd looks because me trying to chase down a dog in the middle of probably very rich people with a now frizzy afro due to the humidtity outside today. Trying not to hurt people as I try to catch my dog, I somehow didn't realize a realize a trashcan in my line of sight. Seriously though, how much blonder can I gey.

BUBOOSHK!

Falling, once again to the ground, very hard cement ground from running into something. How can someone hurt themselves this trastically in the span of what, one hour!

Slowling getting up with my even more injured body, I saw a very much guilty looking Nature walk towards me with the most pathetic look on her face.

"I think it might be time to go home now." I said sternly to Nature while peeling lettuce out of my even more dirtier hair.