GROUPCHAT:
THE MEDICINE BROS
2:14 AM
JisungSTFU
OMFG WHAT THE FUCK
IS HAPPENING
I THINK IM HAVING A
FUCKING ANEURYSM
WHAT THE FUCK
DevilCatWhisperer
i highly doubt that
also its 2am why are you
using so many caps
also is dori at your house?
she slipped out an hour
ago and hasn't come home
WoojinHatesHeteros
she's probably at seungmins
house since he's her favourite
JisungSTFU
KIMSEUNGMINWISJWJEJ
WHY IS NO ONE ESLE
FREAKING OUT ABOUT
SEUNGMIN
DevilCatWhisperer
?? did something happen to
him????
WoojinHatesHeteros
is his flu okay? last time i
checked he was like, lowkey
dying
JisungSTFU
YALL ARE SERIOUS WTF
HE'S TRENDING ON
TWITTER
DevilCatWhisperer
he WHAT
WHY IS HE TRENDING
BEFORE ME
WoojinHatesHeteros
why would yo ugly ass be
trending minho 💀💀
DevilCatWhisperer
i know you ain't chatting
shit looking like a whole
paper bag bitch 🗿
WoojinHatesHeteros
A PAPER BAG
MOFO WHAT YOU
MEAN PAPER BAG
JisungSTFU
SHUT UP LADIES THIS AINT
ABOUT YALL DAMN
HE'S TRENDING BECAUSE
HE USED TO DATE
FUCKING HWANG HYUNJIN
WoojinHatesHeteros
HWANG HYUNJIN???
LIKE??? THE ACTOR??
MODEL??? SINGER??
GOD OF ALL MEN????
STOP PLAYING
DevilCatWhisperer
are you sure you don't
mean dr.hwang heejin
that cute lady from the
neurology unit
WoojinHatesHeteros
?? hwang heejin from
neurology is a married
man with 2 kids bitch tf??
DevilCatWhisperer
SHE'S A WHAT
JisungSTFU
DEADASS BRO SEUNGMIN
WAS HIGH SCHOOL
SWEET HEARTS WITH
HWANG-MFING-HYUNJIN
DevilCatWhisperer
jisung are you sleep deprived??
maybe you saw nurse yeji and
seungmin interact on your
last shift and hallucinated that
she was hyunjin
WoojinHatesHeteros
omg yeji do be looking like
hwang hyunjin though omg
do you think they related
JisungSTFU
YALL SHUT UP AND LOOK
[www.pornhub.com/hyunjindrunkcallexboyfriend]
WoojinHatesHeteros
why the FUCK IS IT ON
PORNHUB
DevilCatWhisperer
HOLD ON A FINGER SNAPPING
FUCKING MINUTE
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS
HAPPEN
JisungSTFU
5 MINUTES AGO BITCH
IM SCROLLING THROUGH
A THREAD CALLED "all you
need to know about hwang
hyunjins ex boyfriend" ON
TWITTER AND BRO IM
SCARED
THEY FOUND OUT WHERE
WE WORK
WoojinHatesHeteros
this sounds like a personal
problem for seungmin so
i'm just going to head to bed
JisungSTFU
BRO WHAT HE'S OUR
FRIEND WE HAVE TO DEFEND
HIS HONOUR
IM CURRENTLY WRITING AN
EMAIL TO DISPATCH BECAUSE
THEY SNAKEY AND RELEASED
PICTURES OF THEM IN
HIGHSCHOOL FROM
HYUNJINS OLD INSTAGRAM
DevilCatWhisperer
omg what you can write
i thought you was illiterate
JisungSTFU
im going to ignore you
this is me ignoring you
WoojinHatesHeteros
let's hear the email then
JisungSTFU
We're fighting for our right
to live. To exist. And should
we win the day, the Fourth
of July will no longer be
known as an American holiday,
but as the day when the world
declared in one voice: We
will not go quietly into the
night! We will not vanish
without a fight!
DevilCatWhisperer
THAT IS LITERALLY THE
SPEECH FROM INDEPENDENCE
DAY WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH YOU
JisungSTFU
ITS JUST MY FIRST DRAFT
DAMN MA WHY YOU ALWAYS
HATING
WoojinHatesHeteros
goodnight.
DevilCatWhisperer
NUHUH BITCH IM
GETTING INTO MY
CAR BE READY IN 5
WoojinHatesHeteros
ITS FUCKING 2AM
WHERE THE FUCK
ARE WE GOING
DevilCatWhisperer
SEUNGMINS HOUSE HE
HAS MY CAT AND HE'S
TRENDING BRO
JisungSTFU
ME ME COME PICK
ME UP
CAN WE STOP AT
MCDONALDS REAL
QUICK THOUGH
WoojinHatesHeteros
i hate you all.
and this has been
'ways to make woojin
lose his fucking mind'
by han jisung ft. lee minho
18/05/20
YOU ARE READING
FAMOUS EX. > seungjin
Tilfeldig❝ you dated a celebrity?! ❞ > when seungmin gets a frantic call at 2am from his ex boyfriend, he assumes it was nothing but a fever dream. that is however, until his name starts trending on twitter. TWITTER AU!!
