Cameroon once decided to teach a mouse lemur to play soccer
Did he just one day go "What if I taught a mouse lemur to play football? I should try that." Then went around for stays just looking for a lemur to do it and even asking people if they've seen a lemur when there's already one his back. So when he'd passed by people whisper to each other, "There he is looking for that lemur. I hope he realizes that there's one on his back." Then he didn't realize until a week in of looking. And because he was so excited he screamed "Let the football commence!" Out in public while holding the lemur.
I can't believe I wrote all that down. Oh, and this is what a mouse lemur looks like
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