A police officer is driving a police car down the road in the daytime. He adjusts the rearview mirror in his car to look at the passenger, Lee, a rather scottish man who is handcuffed in the backseat.. as the Policeman sighs and then opening his mouth to say..
"Well, I reckon you didn't do it, then."
Lee looks up at the view mirror and back at the Police Man from the backseat.
"How come dae ye say that lad'?"
"Y'know, I've driven a buncha fellas down to this prison. Lord knows how many. Usually it's 'bout now I get the "I didn't do it.." Not some scottish ones.. That's usually a rare one to get around here. You from here?"
"No."
"That explains something, i guess." The Police Officer says as he looks back at the radio near the steering wheel, flicking a switch as Radio Chatter could be heard.
"n' what do ye say? "
Lee asked the Police Officer as he looked at the Rearview mirror, occasionally seeing a few Police Cars heading into the city.
" I say, "Yep, you didn't do it." "
The Police Officer replied to the scottish convicted man in the backseat.
The Radio starts to let out some chatter, "We've got what looks like a 10-91E near Peachtree Exit of 285. All cars asked to keep on the lookout for a 91V in the area."
Lee would look back into the Rearview mirror as he saw a few Police Cars followed by an Ambulance.
"You know, i followed your case a bit.. You being a scottish macon boy and all'."
The police officer said as he looked back at Lee while driving.
"So ye'r fae macon then." Lee said.
"Yep. Came up to Atlanta to be a city cop in the seventies. Always wanted to work a murder case, like that senatorial mess you got yourself mixed up in, with all due respect. A real shame, that is." The Officer replied.
-- a long conversation later.. -
" Thir's somebody in th' road, stoap th' fucking motor! "
Lee yelled out as the Police Officer turned his head to tell another story, completely oblivious to the Walker crossing the street slowly..
The Car then began to spiral out of control, eventually crashing into a deep part into the forest..
"Ugh... Oww...shit.
"Druthy... Ahh! bugger, mah shank ."
Lee looks at the large, bloody cut on his upper leg. He looks out the back window and sees the officer lying facedown on the ground with blood smeared behind him.
Lee then turns to the side window and grunts as he continually kicks it until it falls out of the car as he then proceeds to crawl out and slowly stand up.
Lee approaches the officer and takes the keys. He tries to unlock his handcuffs but drops the keys..
" Bloody Hell! "
Lee leans down to pick up the keys that have fallen next to the officer's face. He unlocks his handcuffs and rubs his wrists.. But then.. The officer starts groaning faintly.. What the hell?
" Uh, boaby?.. "
Lee falls backward as the officer growls and tries to grab him!
"Ahh! Bloody o' mercy!!"
Lee would begin to scoot back away from the Officer as he bumped into the car door of the Police Car, looking down at the shotgun and the shotgun shell on the ground.
"What in the bloody hell?!"
"Whit th' bugger urr ye!?"
Lee picked up the shotgun and loaded it with the shell, dropping the shell as he hurried to pick it up and load the gun.
BAM!
The Police Officer was shot dead as his head was completely blown off!
Lee took a few breaths as he threw the shotgun down to the ground.
" Awright, are ye deid?! "
He's in disbelief-- he sees a little girl in the distance as he calls out.
"Hulp! gal' git someone! there--there's bin a shooting!"
The little girl runs away. Groaning, slow-moving zombies emerge from the forest. Lee tries to run, but trips over the officer's body and falls.
"Pumpin' body god bugger!"
He gets up and limps away as he is chased. He climbs over a fence to escape, crawling backwards as the zombies pound on the fence. Shots are fired in the distance, and the zombies leave to chase the sound..
Lee gets up and looks around, noticing he is in the backyard of a house in a small neighborhood.. It seems so.
"Awright? a' body?"
"This wid' normally get' a jimmy liftit'... Again. "
After a while of exploring what was the backyard of this home.. Lee knocks on the sliding glass door and looking in through the glass as he saw nobody.
"Awright? Any lassies' home? am needin' a bawherr help."
"Comin' in. Dinnae shoot, okay?"
Lee opens the sliding glass door as he steps into the house.. man.
Lee would enter the house as-well as closing the Glass Door behind him--
He'd suddenly hold his leg in pain as he looked around the room.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
TWDG Season 1 ; but Lee is Scottish
De TodoTitle explains itself! This is basically just an entire shitpost, and i may have put too much effort into it lmao enjoy if you want
