Wilford: Does this mean we're married now?
Dark: only if I get to keep the dog and pinball machine in the divorce
Wilford: well dang, if you're already planning a divorce I don't know man...
Dark: Alright, since you wanna have an attitude, I get to keep the squirrel-proof bird feeder as well
Wilford: How DARE you go for the bird feeder
Dark: I was trying to be civil, but if you wanna raise your voice too, fine. I'm taking all the spoons too. Enjoy the inconvenience of not being able to eat your cereal in a normal way
Wilford: I don't eat cereal because I'm not a child
Dark: And THIS is why we're getting in a divorce
