all for the gram ||an mlb social media apply fic

•guys chat•

cody- sup idiots

benny🤠- hey bitch

cody-you want a pixie stick?

benny🤠-my mom says those turn you into a whore

cody- PROBABLY

seag😎- oh lord...what are we like 12 or something?

rizzo💫- i think you know the answer to that seager

cody- big daddy rizzo is right. you should know the answer

seag😎- did you just call him DADDY?😂

cody- yes i did, what are you gonna do about it huh?

rizzo💫-do it again, it made me feel all tingly inside...😏

ryan-god damn! you guys are kinky

benny🤠- and you're not mcmahon?

ryan- only when dani wants me to be😉

seag😎- speaking of dani, what was that about arenado commenting on her post for your guys anniversary?

cody- yeah, if i were you i'd be one pissed off son of a bitch

ryan- it bothers me. a lot.

rizzo💫- then put that guy in his place! him and dani were over years ago, he shouldn't be trying to get in her pants again. especially since you guys are married now.

cody- big daddy rizzo is right, put that son of a bitch in his place!

rizzo💫- belli, i love you man, but can you stop with the "big daddy"?😂

dugie- what did i just walk into?😂

not justin⚾️- so we're calling anthony "daddy" now? got it

michael💪- sounds good to me

rizzo💫-🤦‍♂️

benny🤠- where the hell have you three been?

not justin⚾️-ah you know, the usual

seag😎-coming up with more girly captions were ya biebs?

not justin⚾️-shut the fuck up seager!

seag😎-you wish

michael💪- i just didn't feel like answering yet, but then i saw we were calling rizzo daddy, so i had to hop on and see what that was about, and i have to say, you guys are kinkyyy😂

cody- fuck yeah we are!

benny🤠- dugie, where were you man?

dugie-i was out shopping

michael💪- shopping? for what?

cody- condoms?

ryan- sex toys?

dugie- oh GOD. no and no! carlie and i don't need those