Aesop: Maybe you shouldn't know...?
Aesop: *does a full 180 and runs back*
Eli: Wait! Jeez, this guy...
Naib: I'll go get him. I'm more chill than you.
Eli: Naib, you little-
Naib: *uses elbow pads to zoom away before he gets shouted at by Eli*
Naib: Hey, Aesop, it's me, your best mate. Let me in?
Naib: *leans against the front door and pushes slightly, to try and open it*
Aesop: *on the other side, with his back against the door, keeping it shut*
Aesop: No...
Naib: Let me in! Let me iiiiin!
Naib: *starts bashing the door with his fists*
Aesop: Still no.
Naib: *flies through the door, using his head to break a hole in the middle, also hitting Aesop*
Aesop: Urk-
Aesop: *falls onto his front, with Naib laying on top of him*
Naib: *quickly gets up, brushes off the dust and helps Aesop up*
Naib: Dude, just tell me what happened. I won't judge.
Aesop: I can't... As much as I would like to...
Naib: Why, man? Is somebody else in here?
Naib: *raises his fists, and his eyes dart around the room*
Naib: Is somebody threatening you, dude?
Aesop: *places his hands on Naib's fists and lowers them*
Aesop: No, no, it's not that... I might end up going to jail if I tell you...
Naib: Wow, dude. Was it drugs? Did you get caught by the police when you was still drunk?
Aesop: No... You can keep asking but I won't tell you...
Naib: I'm no snitch, my guy, just tell me. I won't report you, I promise.
Aesop: Highly unlikely.
Naib: Nah, dude, I'm telling the truth. When have I ever lied?
Aesop: *stares at Naib with a blank expression*
Naib: Okay! Maybe a little! But, I'm not lying this time!
Aesop: I'm still not saying...
Naib: You're so difficult to deal with... Anyway, let's go home! Everyone was so worried! We thought you died, dude!
Aesop: Why would I die?
Naib: Well, Norton brought back your penis and Joseph confirmed that it was yours, so we all thought you died of blood loss or something.
No way... Another wedding?!
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