Quotes

Liam Payne Quotes

"Dreams are like stars, you may never catch them but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny." 

"I would make Harry my personal slave and would make him drive me places." 

"I've always had a strange fear of spoons." 

"I'd be a birthday cake!" 

"I would... learn how to drive... have a nice car... and drive it." 

"Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches." 

"It's On Like Donkey Kong."

"The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose" 

"Vas happening Selena?" 

"The worst thing a boy could do to a girl is ignore her while she is loving you with all her heart" 

"It's so amazing to hear a crowd of people singing one of your songs. It's the best feeling." 

"I had a few dating disasters along the way with girls cheating on me. One girl was the inspiration for me singing 'Cry Me A River' on 'The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful." 

"Please don't throw phones. They hurt. And we sell them on eBay."

"When I think about it, I do start to worry about this whole social media thing. It does make me uncomfortable; kids should be out, living their lives, getting out and enjoying themselves."

"I was always called Payne or Payno."

"I had a test on my kidneys a few weeks back and found out I have two."

"On our American tour bus, the bunks are a bit taller so that we don't bash our heads. On the English bus, we bash our heads every morning. It's not the best thing to do first thing when you wake up." 

"Whenever I'm sad I just imagine babies with mustaches"  

"Everyone does smelly poo sometimes. It's a motto that I live by" 

 "It's DJ Payne in the house"

"If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then...pour ketchup on myself"  

"Cookies and milk all the way forward. It's all I need, cookies and milk and all you guys"  

"Nicki Minaj scared me as much as paranormal activity"

"Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house" 

"Are u not reading what I'm saying its a SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND"

"Niall is like my girlfriend. Everytime we hang out, I buy him food whenever he's hungry and take him wherever he wants"