Random Kaitou Joker

Incorrect Quotes 10

Joker, asking Hachi: When did your life get ruined?

Hachi: When did I meet you?

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Hachi: Hey Joker, how good are you at technology?

Joker: I've never put in a USB drive incorrectly.

Hachi:

Hachi: How-

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Joker, asking Rose: Aren't you supposed to be sugar spice and everything nice?

Rose: Well, you're sarcasm, wine, and everything's fine.

Joker:

Joker, hurt: That hit close to home...

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Rose: I made coffee using an energy drink instead of water.

Shadow: Uh... how do you feel...?

Rose: My heart stopped beating about two hours ago.

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01:30 AM

<Joker> Hachi.

<Joker> when butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?

<Hachi> 

<Joker> I need answers.

<Hachi> And I need a new mentor.

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Hachi: You need to start sleeping more.

Joker: No.

Hachi: The last person who didn't listen to me, died

Joker: ... holy shit.

Hachi: In a plane crash.

Joker: And what has that have to do with this?

Hachi: I'm the one who caused that plane crash. Do not test me.

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Rose: If you drop soap on the floor, does that mean it's dirty or the floor is clean?

Hachi: that's a--

Phoenix: if you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or weak?

Hachi: Guys I don't think--

Rose & Phoenix: what if--

Hachi: GUYS NOW IS NOT THE--

Silver Heart: Hold on, they might be on to something--

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Silver Heart: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet besides punching them?

Joker: A knife to the throat?

Spade: A gun to the back?

Queen: Poison in his cup?

Hachi: You're all horrible.

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Phoenix: I'm going to sleep early tonight!

Phoenix:

Phoenix: Is that the fucking sun.

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Rose: So how can tall people sleep at night if the blanket can't cover you that well?

Shadow: Rose, it's four in the morning.

Rose: So you can't sleep, because of the blanket, huh? Is it the blanket?

Shadow: I have a pocket knife under my pillow.

Rose: I don't see why you'd cut your blanket though. It'd make it smaller.

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(School AU, my dudes)

Joker, driving: Ugh, get out of the street. Why would you wall walk in front of a moving car?!

Joker, as a pedestrian: Hit me, bitch, I dare you to hit me. I want you to pay my college tuition.

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Hachi: Both of you apologize at the count of three.

Hachi: 1...2...3...

Joker:

Spade:

Hachi: Now I'm disappointed in both of you.

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終わった! (Owatta!/Finished!)

I was really distracted when I was making this, heh! I was sucked back into the fandom of Assassination Classroom again after so long! (￣∇￣)

Actually, a majority of these quotes came from Assassination Classroom incorrect quotes!! It was really fun!

Anyway, thank you guys so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed this!

Buh-byyyyeeee! (Sayōnara, Koro-sensei! (╥_╥))