² 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫 | irwin

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straya_mate:

did you look?

megwrites:

okay but

i mean

you could have seen that he posted

that and just told me to look now

straya_mate:

that seems like a lot of work to prove something

(something that i know is true btw)

to a stranger

why would i lie

megwrites:

well why wouldn't you

people do a lot of strange things online

including pretending to be a celebrity

straya_mate:

true

but i'm not one of those people

megwrites:

yeah okay "ashton"

straya_mate:

lmao meg

why don't you believe me

megwrites:

why would i though

straya_mate:

you're incredibly frustrating

megwrites:

one of my many great traits

straya_mate:

what's your instagram handle

megwrites:

lmao no

i'm not telling a stranger that

you're gonna try hack me or something

expose my nudes

straya_mate:

you have nudes?

megwrites:

no

straya_mate:

lmao

just tell me

megwrites:

no omg

i'm blocking you

straya_mate:

just tell me your user and i'll dm you

megwrites:

but what if you've hacked his account

straya_mate:

god

are you always this stubborn

megwrites:

what's your fascination with me

honestly

it's weird

just move on

troll

straya_mate:

first of all, rude

second

i'm intrigued

megwrites:

but why

straya_mate:

because you didn't write anything about me

and honestly that hurt my feelings

you're like one of the biggest smut writers for our band

and you just left me out

megwrites:

ffs

do you know me

are you in one of my classes

is this like some form or bullying

straya_mate:

what

no

meg, please

i'm trying to prove to you that i am who i am

and you're not working with me

it's fucking frustrating

megwrites:

oh right

because ashton irwin is used to getting his own way

straya_mate:

actually yes

i am

megwrites:

lmaoooo

okay fine

@megancrawfield

straya_mate:

thank you

megwrites:

i s2g if weird shit starts to happen

i'm reporting you