Simmons: Why is it just sitting there?
Grif: Simmons it's not a "thing" it's a damn tank that could turn you into dust, let's just get back to jack and crystal get into the warthog and go back to base
Sheila is explaining how to use the scorpions turret
Sheila: Ok Caboose this tank is equipped with auto-fire sequences that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button
Caboose: Auto-fire,Auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: And one more thing Caboose this will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Grif and Simmons are still standing in front of the tank
Grif: Okay, you ready? Let's do on three. One...
Simmons: Wait. On three or three and then go?
Grif: On three. It's always faster to go on three
Simmons: Okay, okay, on three
( A/N Simmons has never been in the military but Grif has)
In the driver seat of the tank
Caboose: Here! (Pushes the button)
(A/N the robot voice will be the tank talking)
Robot voice: Tutorial deactivated Auto-Fire sequence activated
Grif counting down
Grif: Ready...
The target system locks on to Simmons
Robot voice: Acquiring target
Cliffs
Church: I'm going for the Jeep, Tucker you distract those two
Grif and, Simmons is cowardly runs away towards the warthog we're jack and crystal are guarding the Jeep
Simmons: (Yelling like a mad man) Oh god, Oh god! Jack/crystal start the car! Start the car!
Jack: Why, What's wrong!
Crystal:(nervously) I think I know why! (Points at the tank)
Jack: OH! SHIT!
Grif who is still counting
Grif: Two...
The tank locks onto Simmons as he runs away
Robot voice: Target locked
Church leaves the rock behind and goes for the warthog while both Jack and Crystal are distracted
Church: PANTING
Grif finishes counting
Grif: Three(turns around and see's Simmons run to the Jeep) OH YOU CIVILIAN BASTER!
Robot voice: Firing main cannon
Just before the shell hit the Jeep jack used one of his armor ability a dome shield
Grif,Simmons, Jack, Crystal,and church say...
Grif: (On the ground) SON OF A BITCH!
Simmons: SON OF A BITCH!
Jack/crystal: ( inside the dome) SON OF A BITCH!
Church: (As the hog flips over him) SON OF A BITCH!
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Red vs blue season 1 (male oc )
FanfictionJack church is the son and younger brother of the director and Allison and Lina church but when Allison died every thing changed jack was on then of abusing from both his family he ran away at the age of 12 and join UNSC like his mom and during trai...
