On the cliffs
Church and Tucker are behind a rock with bullets hitting the canyon wall behind them
Church: My god, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets!
Tucker: You know, I'm hindsight we should have brought the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker what good is a tank gonna, do us if nobody here knows how to drive it!?
Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is much better strategy
Church: Well,yeah, but...oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya
Blue base
Caboose hops into the tank as the canopy closes a voice is heard from the tanks console
A.I: Hello, and thank you for activating the M8o8V main battle tank you may call me Sheila
Caboose: Hi! Sheila. My names caboose
Then a small purple figure appears in front of him with a smile that of a big sister( A/N I'm making her have emotions and there is no caboose x Sheila and no Lopez x Sheila sorry to all those wanted that but Sheila will be around for the entire series as caboose's A.I)
Sheila: Would you like to hear the tutorial program?
Caboose: Yes please and thank you.
Sheila: Activating tutorial program, This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of the scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving, ok buddy
Caboose: Ok!
Simmons is firing the turret at church and Tucker who are still hiding behind the rock while jack,crystal, and Grif that are trying to get his attention
Jack: SIMMONS!
Crystal: JACKASS STOP SHOOTING!
Grif: SIMMONS! SIMMONS!
Simmons stops shooting and stands right next to them
Crystal: Maybe I shouldn't have made the gun that loud
Jack: Ya think!
Sheila is helping Caboose drive the scorpion after transferring her A.I chip into his helmet in the back ground
Simmons: WHAT!
Grif: Jack you stay here, Me and Simmons will sneak around the back of the rock and get'em out
Simmons: OKAY!
Jack: Crystal please tell me he's not completely deaf
Crystal: He's hearing should come back in a few
Jack: Okay thanks now can you fix the gun
Crystal nods and floats towards the turret sound
Grif: Keep down Simmons!, Jesus, lets go before they figure out that it's just jack and crystal by the warthog
Caboose somehow got stuck on a rock and Sheila trying to help get him off the rock
Sheila: Ok well you just mastered driving of the " scorpion" let's move on to safety features
Caboose: Hey Sheila why are there six pedals, if there's only four directions?
Sheila: I have no idea buddy maybe they lost their minds when the built this thing?
Church is peeking out from the rock while stays back
Church: (whispering) Psst, hey, they stopped shooting
Tucker: Why are you whispering?
Church: (whispering) Uhm...I don't know?
Simmons and Grif are standing at the foot of the cliff
Grif: Aw,crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way
Simmons: Tell me again,uh, why did we get out of the jeep and leave jack, and crystal behind
The tank rolls up behind them!
Grif: Well, I guess it was this or sit and watch you shooter rocks all day long with jack and crystal
Caboose turns the turret to look at Grif, then back to Simmons as the speak
Simmons: Well, at least that was fun!
Grif and Simmons both turn around and look at the barrel of the tank
Grif: Holy CRAP! We're did that tank come from
Back over to the cliffs with church and tucker who are looking at the warthog and jack/crystal who are guarding the vehicle
Church: Tucker, don't be stupid they're trying to draw us out!
Tucker: No they're not, look... they left the Jeep and there's only one guy
Church: Ya but he has a A.I and I don't know about this. He could probably take us both... alright screw it I'll take him out
Backdown on the base of the cliffs
Sheila puts up cross hairs on caboose's hud that's locked on Grif 's head
Grif: Dude we need to go
A beep goes off as he says that
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