When is 99 more than 100? A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for 99 it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. 100 runs for 1 minute.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
What tastes better than it smells? A tongue.
What goes in the water black and comes out red? A lobster.
How can you spell tuna in another way? NA NA
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I'm sorry this is kinda short, I can't think of anymore. :P
