Which day of the week do chickens hate the most? Fry-day!
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to
be a hot dog?
Why do ghosts ride in elevators? It keeps their spirits up.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Don't look I'm
changing!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What did the horse say when he fell? I can't giddy up!
What do baby ghosts play? Peek-a-Boo!
Your are in a room with no doors and no window, and all you
have is a base-ball bat. How do you get out? Strike 1! Strike 2!
Strike 3!Your out!
Whats the problem with twin witches? You'll never know
which witch is witch.
Why do you measure snakes in inches? Because they
don't have any feet.
What do you call the story of the Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!
