Knock knock JOKES part 3

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Knock knock

who's there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita Dick inside me!

Knock knock

who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock knock

who's there?

Asshole!

Asshole who?

Open the door and find out asshole!

Knock knock

who's there?

smell map

smell map who?

EWWW your disgusting!

Knock knock

who's there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

Knock knock

who's there?

Andy

Andy who?

And he bit me again!

Knock knock

who's there?

Centipede

centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

Knock knock

who's there?

Winner

Winner who?

My winners as big as a football field.

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