ok guys remember that one time that i got a girlfriend on an app and accidentally starved her and she called me sexy?
well i'm sure you've all seen terrifying episode: choose your story ads
it's time to waste my time again.
ah these look promising—
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omg this time the girl's the bad one??? never seen that before!!!!! *cough* yes i have it's everywhere capital x intoxicate me daddy ;)
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oh yeah oh yeah. wtf is limelight? is that like lime fanfiction? anyway look at me i'm hot and sexy and a rockstar moved in next door!!!! woah look at that he's instantly seduced by me! but i'm modest so remember every time he calls me beautiful (he'll do it every day!) i'll argue.
falling for cneksjdishsidj mafia. guys i barely know what mafia is but that girl's boobs are—whoo let's leave it at that 🥵 my boyfriend has a hot spanish accent and he's the leader of the mafia so like he says our love is like forbidden because like he'll put me in like danger :/ now i'm going to like kill myself but not all the way so he'll give me attention
prepare to be spammed. feel free to remove this from your library. but i think you'll love these.
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hmm what should i name my story? *brushing teeth after being sleep deprived for 48 hours* TOOTHBRUSH! imma genius
i have no inspiration...how about something that makes so little sense that it's intriguing? a love in thoughts. (idk about you but it's giving me schizophrenia vibes. like let's watch this girl fall in love with a human her brain created and then he actually convinces her to take medication a while later and he disappears. that would be the shit. but—it's just another shitty wattpad fanfiction quality love story. now i want to write that it sounds hella sad)
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the lovely one!! wholesome!!! sweet and not heavily sexualized!! refreshing!!!! boring. i have better things to do.
the never ending fight. that's what i'd call my relationship. honestly that's what we look like. he's getting ready to suck my dick. also what the hell is on his neck? hickey of the year my guys
idk which one to do they all look so beautiful :'(
