Hi, Can I Interest You With Some Bread?

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Bread Boy: oh but that's not all kind sir! We have baguettes, loaves, pandesals, crossaints, circle cut bread, square cut bread, toasted bread, bread with suger confection, bread with butter, bread with PBnJ, bread with-

Mono: Yeah yeah, I get it.

Bread Boy: So would you like some bread then?

Seven: Bread Boy stop, please.

Six: He's doing it again.

One: Oh so it's this dude who keeps spamming my messages with their 'fine fresh baked bread'.

Bread Boy: No! My bread needs to be known. Look kind paperbag headed sir, I can give you a discount just for this time!

Mono: Oh god I don't want any-

Bread Boy: I'll give you a box of assorted bread and a half the price at that! See what wonderful offer I am giving you?

Mono: But please I don't want any-

Bread Boy: Please sir, my mother is ill.

Seven: Oh boy, here he goes.

Six: This is why you shouldn't add him in the first place Cindy.

Cindy: And why not?

Bread Boy: and we have to pay for my older brother's ransom, yes he was kidnapped.

Bread Boy: And we also have to save our pet dog, Neil. Since he broke his leg,

Bread Boy: And my brother's girlfriend got shot in the heart for trying to save him.

Bread Boy: Now my father is trying his best to pay our bills that are months late, but there also the ransom he has to pay.

Bread Boy: But my mother is slowly dying, now I have to take care of our family of ten children, minus me and my older brother,

Bread Boy: And our pet dog, we can never forgot him. Bless Neil's soul.

Bread Boy: Of course that is if he ever get's his injured leg repaired.

Raincoat Girl: Poor Neil...

Seven: NO! DO NOT fall for his trap!

Raincoat Girl: Sir I would like to buy ten boxes of assorted bread, may my money help your family.

Flashlight Girl: Aaaand she did just that.

Raincoat Girl: Yet of course I'll use the Pretender's money for this, since I am broke.

Bread Boy: THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOUR HELPFUL SOUL!

Six: *sigh*

Bread Boy: How about you sir?

Mono: I'm sorry but-

Bread Boy: Please sir.

Raincoat Girl: C'mon Mono! Just one box!

Bread Boy: This wonderful raincoat girl here is right sir! Just even one box.

Raincoat Girl: Aw thanks.

Mono: look I-

Bread Boy: Just one box, sir.

Bread Boy: Please? For my family and dog's sake?

Mono: ARGH, fine. I'll buy two boxes, but I'll use the Broadcaster's money since I am broke.

Six: No one can say no to this Bread Boy bargainer...

Seven: Agreed.

Bread Boy: Thank you kind sir! You're help is so much appreciated! Also, these are also wonderful date treats if you know what I mean.

(Dang it I can't make a lenny face with this tablet, just imagine he made one...)

Mono: 0-0

Twenty-Three: o0o

Mono: How did you know?...

Six: Know what?

Bread Boy: I always know my customers sir! Now, I need to go make those deliveries for you and for this beautiful raincoat girl!

[Bread Boy is offline]

Seven: What does he know?

Raincoat Girl: Can he stop complimenting me?...

One: He's a bussiness man, he has to.

Two: Is that a new ship I see?

Flashlight girl: No way.

Mono: Well, I better get those boxes and fix myself.

Seven: and for what?

Mono: I... have a date.

Twenty-Three: mhm yeah suuuure.

Six: Oooooh now I get it- WHAT?!

Two: WITH WHOM?

Raincoat Girl: WITH THAT GIRL?

Mono: Yup! See ya!

[Mono is offline]

Six: NOOOO WHAT ABOUT MONEE?!

Two: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Cindy: Twenty-Three is laughing hysterically right now.

Twenty-Three: AM NOT!!!

Flashlight Girl: Wait, what's Monee?

Raincoat Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW?

Flashlight Girl: no.

Six: WELL MY FRIEND, I WILL SHOW YOU A WONDERUL WORLD.

Flashlight Girl: Oh no...

[Six is offline]

[Flashlight Girl is offline]

Twenty-Three: Hah, I will go now too.

Two: And why?

Twenty-Three: I will meet up with my OC peeps! See you all!

[Twenty-Three is offline]

Cindy: Now that I added those two, I can go now too. See you Seven, One, Two, RGC.

[Cindy is offline]

Raincoat Girl: I will also get my ten boxes and share them with all of you!

Seven: Cool, while Six lectures Flashlight Girl about our Monee club and maybe, hopefully, add her too.

Two: Perfect, I think we should add One too.

One: Nah ah, sorry babe, but no.

[One is offline]

Two: THEN I SHALL FORCE HIM.

[Two is offline]

Raincoat Girl: Oookay, I'm out.

[Raincoat Girl is offline]

Seven: Same.

[Seven is offline]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.

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