How'd You Get This Number? // mamaspider

7 - bullet wounds

Printer
So you admit that you're older than dirt

Spy
You're all 3 years old

Printer
Did you read anything we just said

Cool
Come on Tony
We all know nat doesn't read

???
You better watch your next step

CAW CAW
Oh you are treading in dangerous waters my friend 

Printer
Watch your back grandpa

Spy
Oh bucky

CAW CAW
BUCKY HIDE

???
bucky
You've doomed yourself

Old
Yeah, can't help you on this one, buck

Cool
STEVE PLEASE HELP ME

Peter
WhO's thE NeW cOntAcT
When was someone else added

CAW CAW
when you weren't looking
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Peter
Who are they

???
Me?

Peter
yes

Printer
He is big and scary

Peter
Hey thATS NOT NICE PRINTER

Printer
since when have I cared

Peter
Tell me about yourself, ???
*pulls out therapists chair, puts on smart people glasses*

Spy
Did you just text in asterisks

Peter
Proceed, ???

Printer
Yeah good luck
Little brucie is shy

Spy
NAMES PEOPLE PLEASE

???
Um
I like science

Peter
That is all I needed

*???'s nickname has been changed to 'science man.'*

science man
Yay

Printer
Hey kid

Peter
Yeah

Printer
I was wondering
You know all our names
Do you know who we are though

Peter
Should I?
There's like thousands of
Tonys
nats
clints 
buckys
bruces (?)
(i know there's no way his name is actually thor but:) pop tarts
Steves (probably millions of these lol)
in new york

Nat
My point exactly

Printer
So these nicknames mean nothing