Part 42 - Momus and Return of Purple Heart

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- Leanbox Basilicom -

Ran Ran: Ran-Ran's network is number one!

Younger Brother: Older Brother! I converted another believer of Momus! That makes it 50 for me!

Older Brother: Well done. I just started my 500th thread of "Momus doesn't exist," myself.

- Back to Planeptune -

CyberConnect2: Lady Vert sure is thorough at doing what she does best...

Louis: Don't even praise her...

Green Heart: If you are going to do something, you might as well do it with feeling.

Arfoire: So what?! As long as there are believers, Momus will revive infinitely!

Momus: GHHHHAAAARRRR!

Damian: Oh come on!

Green Heart: It seems as if just convincing our Lands is not enough...

Neptune: Shoot... I thought we could get rid of it.

IF: It's your turn next, Nep.

Neptune: Me?

Tekken: I don't think there are any other Neptunes here.

Damian: Umm... Did I just heard someone sneeze or something?

Geno: No.

Damian: Oh good.

Neptune: B-But, no one will believe me without me changing forms...

Compa: I know Nep-Nep the most, so I'll prove to everyone that Nep-Nep is a goddess!

Neptune: Compa... Okay!

MarvelousAQL: Neppy, good luck!

Neptune: We interrupt all programs for this special announcement...

Damian: NEPTUNE!

IF: Stop fooling around already, Nep!

*Smacks!*

Neptune: Ouchies!

IF: Next time you crack a joke like that, I'll stuff your face with eggplants!

Neptune: Oh, come one. I wasn't sure how to start my speech off, you know?

IF: You get serious at the wrong points. Just talk like you normally do. "Hey, it's me, your cute, Nep-Nep! I'm your CPU, y'know! C'mon, trust me!" Something like that.

Damian: And...recorded.

IF: W-Wha-?!

Compa: That sounded like Nep-Nep. Even the line was like what Nep-Nep would say.

Neptune: I'm not THAT kiddy, am I?

Damian: Doubts...doubts...

Man A: Hey, did you hear?! That kid there's Lady Purple Heart!

Man B: Seriously?! Lady Purple Heart was that small?!

Neptune: Really?! I didn't say anything yet and they're believing what Iffy said?!

Damian: HAHAHAHAHAHA! She is the Wild Talker! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

IF: Hey! That's Wind Walker to you!

Women A: I see that girl at the Guild a lot. It really is her, isn't it?

Elderly: I recall seeing her, but she hasn't changed since I met her ages ago.

Gal: For real?! Like seriously, she's so cute! And, like, so angelic!

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