CAW CAW
Come get a donut then
Spy
NO
Printer
NO
Peter
You guys are no fun ;( I guess I'll go starve then *dramatically falls against bed*
Spy
Oh suck it up
You have other food
Peter
Yeah sure I do
But will I take the time to eat any of it?
that's the real question
*switched to chat with Spy*
Spy
You haven't eaten breakfast yet ?
Aren't you hungry
Peter
Oh, very
But here we are
Spy
Where is 'here'
Peter
Uhhhh
manhattan
Spy
Do you live in Manhattan
Peter
No
Spy
Then what on earth are you doing in Manhattan at 10:30 AM
Peter
My job
Spy
AH
you mean the street lamps
Peter
Oh yeah
...that
Spy
Don't bullshit me kid I know you don't work on street lamps
What are you doing in Manhattan
Peter
Went on a walk
Spy
So you didn't eat before you left ?
Peter
...no...
Spy
You ate dinner last night though, right?
Peter
O-o
Spy
peTER
food is important
Peter
I know that
Spy
Then go home and eat!
Peter
I can't
Spy
What the hell do you mean 'you can't'
Peter
I just can't
You wouldn't understand
Spy
Oh I think I'd understand better than you'd expect
Peter
I just
I have some issues
Therefore
food ≠ in my tumtum
Spy
What kind of issues
I'll strangle those issues
Peter
Can't explain
But I appreciate the fact that you would strangle my issues for me mom ;D
Spy
Lmao mom?
Peter
yes
Spy
I accept these conditions
Because it means I get to feed you
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