Sander sides Incorrect Quotes

Part 1

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Warnings: Swearing, Remus, attempts of flirting, using Logan to threaten people, wanting to be poisoned
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Roman: Are you straight?
Virgil: Straight from hell.

(Analogical)(I've combined two quotes into one as they fit almost perfectly together)
(Virgil and Logan are laying in Logan's room hanging out after a long day of hard work)
Logan: What are you thinking about my dear?
Virgil: You can say 'Have a nice day' and there is no problem right?
Logan: Yeah, I suppose.
Virgil: So why CAN'T you say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening
Logan: What why are you thinking about that?
(A little while later they decided to watch a film, an hour in when Logan thought Virgil was asleep when he spoke again clearly on the verge of unconsciousness)
Virgil: 'Go to hell' is so vague But,
'Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months'
That is specific, That is possible, That is terrifying
(There was light snoring heard from the darker side almost instantly)

Roman: Hey Logan!
Roman: Can you tell me the opposite of these words?
Logan: ...
Roman: Always, coming, take, me, down!
Logan: Never, gonna, give, you the FUCKING SATISFACTION

Virgil: *After having an argument with Deceit* Hey Lo, How do you politely tell someone that you want to hit them in the head with a brick?
Logan: *Focused on his book* One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls repeatedly
Virgil: *Stops glaring at Deceit to look at Logan* That was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard

Deceit: Why is blood so hard to wash of your hands?
*Everyone looking at him with worried/scared faces*
Deceit: I just realised how bad that sounds! For the record i had a nose bleed after tripping on the stairs! I'm not a serial killer
Virgil: Now we both know that is not quite true.
Logan: Hydrogen Peroxide dissolves blood, just FYI.
Virgil: Do you think if you gave someone a shot of hydrogen peroxide, straight into their bloodstream it would kill them? (mood)
Roman: *Extremely worried face*
Patton: This house is filled with murders *Scared for everyone's lives*

Patton: If your happy and you know it clap your hands,
If your happy and you know it clap your hands,
*sigh*
If your life's a fucking mess
And your kinda fucking stressed
If your really fucking depressed clap your hands
Virgil: *Only now starts clapping*
Patton: THERE WE GO PEOPLE!

(Same thing but slightly different)
Patton: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Deceit: If your stressy and depressy and your life is Really messy
If your depressed and you know it clap your hands
Virgil: *furiously clapping his hands*
Patton: NOO :(

(Trashnoodle)
Remus: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I forgot witch one
Deceit: The way this dinner date is going I hope it's mine.

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