I'm bored again so y'all know what time it is. Erotic writing time. But I'm going to try writing in first person since I haven't done that in a while.
"Huh I guess she's not coming over, it is pretty late," I pull out my phone and look at the time, "8:39." I sigh and roll out of my bed onto the floor before pressing myself up against the bed frame. "Well if she's not coming over, I guess that means I can finally put this months issue of playboy to good use." I reach under my bed and pull out the magazine. I've been building up sexual frustration lately and my penis has already grown in size as I grip it with my hand. It's been 20 minutes and as I reach my limit the door bell rings and I jump up from where I was sitting, tucking the magazine under my dresser, "The fucking timing." I say to myself as I try and tuck my penis upwards against my waistband as well as putting on a large hoody to hide most of it.
'I swear to god if it's Robert asking to use my vacuum again imma gonna fucking lose it' I think to myself while opening the door. "Robert just keep the damn vacuum if you are gonna keep borrowing it from me, it's fucking 9:10 at night bro." I cut myself off from saying the rest of the sentence once I realize I wasn't talking to Robert, cause without my glasses I can't see shit but I can clearly see the angry short stack girl staring up at me drenched from head to toe. "You gave me the wrong directions dip shit, what are you gonna do if I get sick!?" She screamed at me and pushed me aside, making herself at home. Her wet clothes hit the ground with a sloshy thud as she undressed herself. "Lucky for you I came from swim practice but I didn't plan on getting wet again." She spoke in a sassy manner that I've gotten used to and have been dealing with for ages. I met her in the 5th grade when she transferred into my class in the middle of year, no other seat beside the seat next to me was available so I basically was forced into this friendship by technicality but who the fuck cares. "Yeah yeah bitch I gave you the wrong directions let me see your phone," I take her phone and check our dms and right their is my address not an error in sight, "Nah I didn't give you the wrong directions you just suck with them, probably took a right when you should've taken a left. Now lemme put my glasses on I can't see shit." I grab my glasses and put them back on just to be welcomed to a not safe for work sight, she was dressed in only a tight one piece bathing suit that was riding in her ass and the cold rain had made her nipples hard and poke through the slick fabric, and it most definitely didn't help that she had huge breast for a chick her size. God knew what he was doing when he made her 5'3.
"Uhhh anyways lemme get you a towel, you must be cold." I gotta have some self control, we are just friends and I was going to help her with some math homework. "Took your sweet fucking time I am freezing and it doesn't help that your room is always freezing. Let me borrow your shower so I can warm up at least. I always carry a change of clothes for occasions like this." She pulls the stretchy fabric of her swim and let's it snap on her skin, "I think I should get a size larger, don't you think it's a bit tight on me?" Her eyes match mine as her cheeks brighten up with a light shade of pink, "Well?" I look at her well developed body and the swimsuit. 'What am I supposed to say..' For a moment I forgot she asked me a question and I proceed to gawk at her like some dumb ape. "You dumbass, never mind I'm gonna go shower. Since you can't answer a simple question." She looks like she's burning up the way her cheeks changed from a soft pastel pink to a tomato red. She turns and walks away into the bathroom and not a few seconds later the sounds of wet fabric hitting the floor can be heard.
"Man I'm a fucking idiot, I always manage to piss her off." I lay down on my bed and look at the ceiling till I look down at my crotch to see a tent pitched. "Wait is that why..." I think back to her face becoming a bright red. "Fuck." I let out a loud sigh and grab a pillow to cover it up and sit up in my bed reaching towards the phone in my pocket. She's been in there a bit she should be getting out— A loud crash and thud can be heard in the bathroom and I run into the bathroom to find her sprawled out on the floor wearing black lingerie, her ass hanging in the air as she props her self up to a doggy style position. She rubs her head and looks back at me and opens her mouth to scream while blushing horrendously, "ELI GET THE FUCK OUT!" I slam the door shut, I can feel myself blushing red as well. "Sorry Ava I heard a loud noise so I thought you got hurt." I don't get a response so I go back to my bed and sit down, a few minute go by and I manage to get myself under control. She walks outside of the bathroom shearing a pastel red sweater that was tight around her breast and loose around her tummy as well as a skin tight black leggings. Why the hell is she so hot no matter wears.
"Okay so do you understand the math formula now?" I look at her and she mumbles something, "So was that a yes?" She throws her textbook at me and stands up, "Yes I understand can we do something fun now, I'm going to off myself if I have to solve another calculus question." She stretches and looks around my room, "Hey come on let's watch some movies, we haven't had a movie night in a while." I stand up and walk towards my dresser moving stuff around and picking up the TV. I move place it onto the coffee table in front of my bed and set up the pillows on the side. "Sure I'm down. I get to pick the first movie though we can watch the cheesy horror movie I know you are gonna pick after." She smiles and sprawls out on the bed before shifting out onto her back though she didn't leave much room for me. I turn the TV on and pick Dead Pool for us to watch and surprisingly she doesn't complain. Since their wasn't enough room I lay down with my head on her thigh, she shifts a little but doesn't seem to mind.
We finish the movie and I notice she's fallen asleep with her hair covering her face. I position myself to lay next her and move the hair out of her face. 'Damn she's really cute when she isn't being mean for no reason.' I go to sit up and I feel her wrap her arm around me to pull me back down, 'Shit.' Her eyes are still closed but she's mumbling something. "You are such an idiot Eli, I like you and your dumbass can't take a hint." I smile and sigh, "I like you too." She opens up her eyes slowly and pulls me in, "Then kiss me." She pulls me closer and presses her lips against mine and my eyes open up in shock. I wrap my arms around her waist and press gently against my chest as I kiss her back.
(Hahaha get blue balled whoever's reading this part two later this week maybe. Lmao.)
