Work This Out

Chapter 37 ~ Go back to sleep and starve

Natasha looks at me. "Of all things, you never showed him vine?" She looks at me with disappointment.

I hop up from my spot. "Alright, you poor unfortunate souls—"

"Little Mermaid!" Dad says, smiling at himself for getting that reference.

I pat his head. "You're like an adorable little puppy." I look at all of them. "It's time to school these uncultured swines."

I put Youtube on the TV and get a bunch of vine compilations.

'Son how old are you? I'm 21, Dad. When I was your age I was 22.'

'I'm friends with a monster that's under my bed'

'What's up fuckers! Why are you on my phone? Fuck you that's why!'

'Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.'

'Fuck this shit I'm out'

'Fuck your chicken strips!'

'Jared can you read number 23 for the class? No I cannot. Whaddup I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.'

'Two bros chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay'

'Staaawwwp. I could've dropped my croissant'

'Don't fuck with me. I have the power of God and anime on my side AHHHH!'

'Kevin watch the light dude. *smashes light with pillow*'

'I'm over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people. Hey. Hey. Fucking bitch.'

'I got it yes bitches! Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch!'

'You ready to fucking die! I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me! Bitch!'

'Give me your fucking money!'

'I'm a bird mothafucker! I'm a bird!'

'Remmy sit! Speak! Fuck! Good boy!'

'The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There's white shit everywhere. The fuck?'

'And they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates!'

'Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb and he's a coward and I am not a coward!'

'Happy Kevin sucks Thursday! What's Kevin sucks Thursday? Why would we ever tell you Kevin?'

'I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch!'

'*Bang* This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!'

'Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this!'

'Look at all those chickens!'

'Has anybody ever told you, you look like Beyonce? Nah they usually tell me I look like Shelica. Who the fuck is that? Me n*gga'

'Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.'

'What you say? I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!'

'Hey, Terry, you want some? This bitch empty! Yeet!'

'What are those?! They are my crocs!'