SidNaaz is Forever

No Vacancy

"Vaise menu ek baat bata, ye asim himanshi ka chal gaya.... Parr mujhe toh dikhta tha ki Asim ko tu pasand thi pehle. Logo ko toh ache bhi lagte the tum" she said bluntly.

"Hayee, ye gal apne tak rakhi. Himanshi ke jaane ke baad, jab mera aur sidharth ka mere birthday ke pehle jhagda hua tha... Tab Asim ne mujhe kaha tha ki usko Himanshi se achanak pyar hogaya parr pehle hi hafte se mai usko bohot pasand thi. Ye sach hai. Aur ye baat toh maine aaj tak Sidharth ko bhi nahi batayi hai. Bin vajeh ka kalesh pan jaana tha." she confessed.

***
On the other side the manager was explaining a scene to him. He was eating with the chopsticks peacefully. His one ear was continously on Sana's story.

As soon as she said about Asim confessing to her his chopstick broke.
(Kursi ki tarah ye chopstick bhi kurbaan hote hue. Sidharth *Shadi ke baad bhi private rahunga* Shukla ji ki maane toh ye bhi Asim aur unke altercation mai hi tooti hogi.)

Isne mujhe ye toh kabhi nahi bataya? Asim ka baccha Sana ko pasand karta tha? Mujhe toh laga hi tha line marte firta tha. Uss Asim ko toh baadme dekhunga pehle moti ko dekhna padega. Mujhe nahi bataya? Haa haa, sensible Asim joh hai iska.

"Mr. Sidharth? Are you listening to me?" the producer asked.

"Yeah I am. Actually I heard your story, its nice. I would actually want to take some time to think about it and consider the availability of dates too. Let me get back to you in a few days." Sidharth said courteously.
(Iska matlab hota hai jao bhai aap mai vapis aapko call nahi karunga, meri naa hai😂)

The story was pretty boring and quite predictable actually. He ended the conversation as the producer left. He kept sitting there looking at his phone.
(Ab tumko toh pata hai, phone toh dekh nahi raha. Sunn raha hai.)

***

"Asim ki toh baat chod tu, jitni achi uski body hai utni hi gandi choice hai."
(Daddu🐸)
Tu abh uske baare mai bata..." Ananya said inquisitively.

"Kon? Kiske baare mai?" she pretended to not know but her blush said it all.

"Tera Emotional Attachment. Sidharth Shukla, winner of biggboss." she elaborated nudging her teasingly.

"Woh... Abh uske baare mai kya batau. Acha hai woh, mujhe emotional attachment hai usse. Dost hai mera." she added furiously blushing.

***

Dost ban gaya mai abh? Vaise toh bade dhol peet peetke mera juloos nikalti hai abhi apni dost ke saamne mujhe dost bana diya?
(Ab pata chal raha hai Shukla ji? Maza aaya?)

***

"Acha? Sirf dost hi hai na? Toh sahii hai, banda hai bada hot yaar. Matlab kya body hai, dikhta bhi itna handsome hai. Matlab gharpe ek t-shirt aur shorts pehenke ghumta tha firr bhi ache se ache kapde pehenke ghumne walo se ubharke dikhta tha. Raja toh vahi tha gharka."
(Koi nahi guys, ye mere mann ke armaan bahar aarahe hai Shukla ji ke liye😂❤)

(Possesive volcano bursting in 3... 2... 1... BOOM!)

"Bass bass. Joh gharka Raja tha na uski mai personal Rani hu. Toh mere se saamne uspe line na maar. Mera banda hai woh." she gave her a look and said proudly.

"Ab kaise sach nikla madam ke muh se? Pehle hi bol deti. Jhooti." she laughed.

"Mai toh dekhti reh gayi jab maine tujhe usko manate hue dekha. Aaj tak kisiko life mai manaya hai tune? Tu aur teri self respect ki speeches kaha gayi? Shehnaaz Gill kisike peeche nahi jaati... Yahi kehti thi na? Aur firr yeh kya hogaya?
Aur kya usko pata hai ki e
Woh iklauta hai jisko tune manaya hai..."