april 25th 16:58
oceana
william
william
william
william, help me
will
what?
what did you do?
oceana
william, i think i killed someone
will
what did you do?
the possible baguette killer
you see, i was walking with my friend, holding a months dried baguette, as one does
will
as you do
the possible baguette killer
the baguette was super dried and super hard, my friend and i split up and I was walking around, whistling, swinging my possibly weapons grade baguette
will
check the persons pulse at their wrist
the possible baguette killer
and the i accidentally struck a wall-
pulse?
wrist?
where do I find a baguette's wrist?
will
oh my god, bye
the possible baguette killer
wait, william
where do i find the pulse of a baguette?!
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blooming waters || William Vangeance
Fanfiction"do you think the earth might secretly be a square?" "no, definitely not" +william vangeance x oc +lowercase +textfic +started: january 8th, 2020 +completed: june 8th, 2020
