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*at a state meeting*

Delaware: control the wildfires-

Florida: DON'T MOLEST THE ALLIGATORS-

New Hampshire: *sigh**mutters* right when I thought we could have a normal meeting-

Montana: I've never heard of someone molesting an alligator-

Florida: DON'T. MOLEST. THE. GATORS.

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