Deadly Noodles

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Mommy! mommy!

Wat?!

The noodl-

I'm gettn tired of ur sheet!

But moommy!

I'm not kidding this time!

GTF BACK TO SLEEP

*sniffs*

I-ILL P-PROOVE I-IT!!

Buncha bull shizle!!!

Fuckin scary noodles

HA HA

*Blood curdling scream*

MOOOMMMYYY!!!!!

*RUNS UP STAIRS*

*SEES DAUGHTER WITH BLOODY NOODLES SHREDDED THROUGH HER*

*barely moves*

M-Mommy

*runs to daughters side*

F-Fetachini!

*grazes cheek*

I-I w-would n-never l-lie t-to y-you

*stops twitching*

*stops breathing*

NOOOOOO!!!!!!

*eyes open*

*wide open*

M-Mommy R-Run!

What the f-

Mommy run

Y-You're still al-

RUN NOW!!!!!

NO I WON'T LEAVE U!!!!!

MOMMY PLEAS!

NO!!!!

*Eyes shut*

*open red*

*bloody smile appears across face*

MOOOMMMYYY!!!!

Feta-?

IM STILL HUNGRYYYY!!!!

FETA-?!

*EATS ALL OF MOTHER*

*LOTS OF SCREAMING*

*Wipes bloody mouth*

Stupid parents will never believe you!

The moral of this story:

Always trust your child

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